Naive

If you get dazzled by brake lights, you probably need to get your retinas checked out.

Stop being silly:D ---------- Post added 04-01-2018 at 19:59 ---------- Jos Luhukay is the man, apparently

Chris Wilder is 25/1 to get the Owls job. Get your wallets out.

It really isn't. See here for details

I have two season tickets. It hasn't even crossed my mind to ask for a refund. I reserve the right to be very grumpy though, if they carry on playing so poorly.

Hi sheff You can easily do your own probate stuff. It certainly isn’t worth paying 500 quid for. All the forms and guidance are on the government website. It is worth taking the time to read the guidance carefully, but the process is very straightforward. I can’t help you with transferring the house as I’ve never done that myself. I would say that 200 quid doesn’t sound extortionate to ensure that a major asset is correctly assigned to you both.

I’m hoping that Carlos is going to keep Dyer and Routledge to supply Jordan Rhodes with quality crosses:D

I’m pretty sure that beetroot isn’t classed as a knife, so they should be fine

I'm a lot anti-Megson, and even more anti a short term appointment. We need an experienced and well respected manager, for the long term. There is a load of knee jerk panic going on at the moment. If you look rationally, we have a decent squad and a very good first XI when fit. We do need to turn the squad over a bit, add some pace and bite in midfield and get rid of the deadwood, but there isn't that much wrong really. It is going to take three or four transfer windows to do the job properly though. Which is why we need a permanent appointment this week. Lambert's the man.

Hiya, DaMan. Sorry if you didn't like my post. It was all true though. Maybe the memories are hard for you to take. Perhaps that contributed to your dummy spitting. Grapps has been one of the most prolific posters on here, since I joined. It is hard to miss his excellently googled facts and well thought out arguments. If you would like to send me a few pointers, I'll try hard to post stuff that doesn't offend, or upset you in the future. Happy New Year to you.

Dear newcomer01. Thank you for your entry into the “Most incoherent post on an Internet forum” competition. Winners will be announced on the 13th January, please be assured that your amazingly incoherent post has an excellent chance of securing a prize.

No. We sacked him to make sure that we got automatic promotion. I’m not sure if you remember that season. It was a great one. Ask Grapps about it. I’m sure he’ll be able to Google a few facts for you.

Why don’t you just stop consuming it. That’ll sort the problem.

Madine did for the Blades on Saturday. Can Winall do the same on Monday? I quite fancy the Blades to get something here. Derby aren’t all that great and United have to break out of their current slump sometime soon. ETA “Bullying tactics”. Behave yourself.

You should try mail ordering from the US. The number of times I’ve had my stuff opened and excise fees added is amazing. It shouldn’t be too hard to make life tricky for such companies if the political will existed.

Chinese lantern

Despite all the tedious nit-picking on this thread, an important point is being missed. The retailer can decide who he sells what to, and in what quantity. If you don’t like it go elsewhere. If you like arguing about the exact definition of what constitutes a throat lozenge, stay right here, you are in the right place.

There is a very good cover version of that song, by everybody’s favourite crooner.

He’s been out. Read the username for proof:)

Must be worth £30m by now. It is almost six o clock:)

I'd love to know what I did to upset you. Calm down sweetie

Maybe this is an elaborate way to get around FFP. Carlos gets "sacked". Goes to a Prem club. Spends the Swansea millions on Nuhiu, Rhodes and Hunt. Gets sacked from Swansea and returns home with a £50m warchest. for next season (Well, it is a bit more likely than £20m for Brooks)

Awww. I love you too:love:

Actually, I hear that Bolton have conceded. No point in turning up, just to get humiliated by The Mighty Blavdes. Sadly, this means that Brooks will be denied his final appearance before his 100 000 000 bitcoin transfer to the Mighty Chengdu Blavdes. It does give Wilder more time to prepare for the inevitable FA cup run.