Naive

Almost £40? Welcome to the cheap seats.

Yawn. Buy yourself a new joke.

In the end, I used a local forum to find someone to take them. The sofas are going to be refurbished and sold, with the profit going to a local food bank. That’s much better than chucking them.

That’s a great call, thank you. And thanks to everyone else for their suggestions.

I’ve got two brown leather sofas that I want rid of. They are a bit worn, but have plenty of life left in them. Does anyone know of an organisation that might be able to make use of them?

That’s all very lovely. A very entertaining rant. Sadly an incorrect one. We are being asked to pay for things that we’ve used/ agreed to. The trade deal is separate.

I’d like to see Wednesday in the Premier League again. We’ve got the squad to get there, just need to get them firing

1700 or so people died on the Uk roads last year. Just over 100 were cyclists. I’ll leave you to consider the veracity of your post

Greggs have made him a tempting offer.

Groucho was right.