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More Culture in a Yogurt.

Slow news day?

Peanuts are peas.

Its been so long since I signed anything since the introduction of chip and pin, I cant remember how my signature goes.

Cheaper to buy a house than a bottle of house wine in Waitrose

The Milky Way Litter Police need somewhere to send the ticket for littering the galaxy to

Change????

They did it to me in Superdrug. They asked if I wanted a can of Lynx. I laughingly replied "Do I look 14?"

You need to change the voting system, then we can vote exactly who we want in.

Why don't Red Bull make a cereal. Its all kids drink anyway, might as well eat it as well.

Going by government estimates of other projects in the past I would expect 3-4 times the initial cost.

Toys R Us used to do em, they called em Key Time Employees

Then took on some new Chinese Overlords.

Its also what they like to make crystal meth out of.

The NIMBYs will have it wrapped up in legal redtape for decades.

Thats Offal

Hobbit in IMAX3D HFR. The film was excellent 9/10 but the HFR made it look weird. Gonna see it again in 2D and no HFR.

It would be better spending the money developing room temperature superconductors.

Cool. Now i can buy that hoover now.

Apparently they are planning to do that.

Been on the Cineworld face book and IMAX is pretty much full this weekend. The normal screens have plenty of space. Tonight I'm watching all three back to back at the IMAX. 10.45 till 8.15

A Smugness is more appropriate

Oil is cheaper in a recession as no demand. So petrol is gonna be cheaper. So well done for the recession and cheap petrol Dave.

I'm sure the Bexhill on Sea scene in Children of Men was one long take.

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