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And honey, I miss you and I'm being good And I'd love to be with you if only I could.

Roses are red, my love , violets are blue Sugar is sweet, my love, but not as sweet as you.

She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find in a second-hand store.

Snare

I want some red roses for a blue lady.

Niger

Cantered onto stage as the back end of a pantomime horse.

China isn't doing too badly according to this: https://www.climate-change-performance-index.org/

Feint

Taint

I went upstairs to pack my leaving trunk.

Andy Warhol's 'Sleep'. A five-hour long film of a man (his lover at the time) sleeping. I managed to sit through the first 30 minutes.

Ting a ling a ling, ting a ling a ling, girl, I called you on the phone.

Being, more or less, a contemporary of Jeremy Hardy and having seen him perform some of his early stand-ups, I relate somewhat to this piece by Mark Steel, published in the i. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-hardy-death-brain-cancer-comedian-obituary-tribute-mark-steel-a8758226.html

Aha! See post 2 from 2011, on page 1 of this now-merged thread. #2