The Clairvoyant Megathread- all discussion in here please

[anywebsite 10]

Whatever these charlatans charge the hard of thinking, I'm quite prepared to charge, say, 50p and hour less. Could do with a bit of spare cash. Everything I tell the mugs, errm, clients will be completely made up and sufficiently vague so as to be capable of being interpreted in any number of ways, so it wont be possible to prove I'm talking out of the back of my head.

 

The mugs, errm, clients will go away happy and I'll be quids in. Sorted.

 

Now would the gullible please form an orderly queue, cash in hand, OK?

 

The best ones do their research, you do have to put some work into it, like click on "find more posts by this user". Practice your meowing for when you're going to need to channel their dead cat, etc.

[sambuca 10]

Linda is amazing, went to see her 5 years ago after I lost my mum.Sorry cant help with number but if anyone does have it could you pm me please.

 

Linda sheppard is on Facebook and you can message her on there...she has an event coming up soon I think.

[Poppi 10]

Thanks for that if I get number I'll pass it on

[kirkbylad 10]

can these people tell you if someone is guilty of something

[Poppi 10]

I've no idea I have an open mind so I thought I would try it

[megalithic 10]

can these people tell you if someone is guilty of something

 

No. Though i'm sure they're willing to anyway, for a fee.

[RootsBooster 24]

can these people tell you if someone is guilty of something

 

You mean like fraud?

[kirkbylad 10]

You mean like fraud?

 

Yes that's it

[RootsBooster 24]

Yes that's it

 

I'm sure they could tell you about their own fraud

[Clown Shoes 10]

This Clairvoyant was exposed as a liar in the best way possible!

 

[Bob England 11]

Can anyone tell me the winner of the 2014 Grand National?

[kirkbylad 10]

They would be great on a jury wouldnt they