Andy Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 I think I can hear the phone going now. (Note to the Star - buy me another chicken baguette and you can have an exclusive!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I know the Star is famed on here for its non-stories but one in todays edition surely tops the lot. Page 37, there is a "report" about a Sheffield grandmother who is going to be doing the Great North Run while listening to Lady Gaga on her ipod and......................thats it!!!! Priceless. Ah.................. but is she an OLD grandmother, or a YOUNG grandmother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeMaquis Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Ah.................. but is she an OLD grandmother, or a YOUNG grandmother? I think that the shock value was that anyone listens to Lady Gaga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byeo Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 In other news, my watering can blew over in the wind overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I think that the shock value was that anyone listens to Lady Gaga. No ... the shock value's the fact that the old lady's gonna be wearing a track suit made entirely out of bacon rashers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halibut Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 In other news, my watering can blew over in the wind overnight. Hell's teeth! Any injuries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fling Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 In other news, my watering can blew over in the wind overnight. I can beat that. My green wheelie bin blew over in the wind this morning after it had been emptied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex3659 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I can beat that. My green wheelie bin blew over in the wind this morning after it had been emptied. By a bin man Listening to lady gaga. And reading this thread on his phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 In other news, my watering can blew over in the wind overnight. Hell's teeth! Any injuries? Is there a possibility of righting the watering can and, if not, will your plants survive without watering until the rains start? Oops, too late, the rain's started. Quick, 'phone The Star's weather desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchresearch Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I am surprised it was not front page news! Tonight I had a chicken baguette for supper. How much do you think they would pay for my exclusive story? It doesn't matter about the story, they can tailor it around the picture: It has to be of you looking glum holding said baguette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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