satman2222

There's always Agadoo, the birdie song, There's no one quite like grandma and shaddapa your face.................

The 999 calls for Sheffield are answered in Nottingham by the 100 operators, unless they are busy and the call could spill over automatically to one of the other call centres that are less busy. When you call 999 your name and address are automatically displayed on their screen and they just have to press a button to connect to your required service.

999 and 112 will both automatically take the keylock off my mobile and accidently ring it. So will 08

There is one forummer who admins the net for the biggest SP in the UK.................... me !!

Let's just say my cash cow has had a mastectomy.............

Has anyone had to pay their family tax credit back? We've had a letter saying that we've been overpaid by £2207 and they want it back. Any advice would be appreciated.

No wonder people take the law into their own hands - now just where were those blind spots on the CCTV

Go through the initial channel search/install procedure. Your box is probably looking for the channels on different frequencies that were OK where you lived before.

Any chance of that again in English?

Yes we used them 2 years ago and they were excellent.

We went on a works do and there was a problem with an arsehole parking attendant trying to charge us twice. None of us have been back because of the attitude of the management and security in dealing with the problem.

You could technically be correct and the item may be classed as rare in England. Kangaroos are rare in England. This woman is in Australia. I bet kangaroos aren't rare in Australia!

Is this the one where Fred Dibnah popped in for a drink with the foundry workers? Perhaps they should put up a plaque - Fred Dibnah Supped here - 2004

With the cars on my drive I'm pretty sure it was taken between 7th & 12th August 2006.

You need to report it to the police as when the toerag who has took it has used it on a vehicle to commit a crime, it's your door they will come knocking on.

I spoke to some snotty woman when our bin was only HALF emptied! She made it quite clear that they wouldn't come back for half a bin, only missed bins and it must be my fault for squashing the rubbish down. I explained that they insist that the lid must close and they can't have it both ways. If I squash the rubbish down to let the lid lie flat it is going to compress the rubbish and it might get stuck. The conversation went downhill and then we discussed that perhaps I should get a refund on my council tax. She had all the answers ready and told me that they only get 47p for each bin they empty each week. I then told her I wanted a 23.5p refund! Anyway I was getting nowhere so I put the phone down. 2 hours later and now wiser, I rand up again and spoke to a very nice lady and told her we had been missed and they sent someone out the following day to empty it.

Yes !

Who's that woman who does the Calender news in a morning? Watch her tomorrow, shes all smiles in the inital wide shot, then she turns, dips her head,then raises it with a serious scowl!! She does it every day......... Bugs the life out of me.........................

Has he got a sister called Bev?

Avoid Cowley Lane Chapeltown this Weekend - They are closing the road tonight until Monday morning 6am to take the concrete bridge down that goes over the road. This is the road that goes from M1 Junction 35 towards Chapeltown/Ecclesfield.

Oh - and don't even think of taking a peek inside the packaging - you will lose your card!!!!!!!!! Mines safely tucked away in my pocket - how can they predict I will lose it? Look out for the covert cameras hidden in the little plastic boxes on the roof above each till - they don't trust the staff either!

Good old Sheffield Star - says the pub is at Gleadless and they don't know the difference between threw and through

If it's anything like the Ford ones, all the little bulbs that light up the dash are surface mounted ( soldered ) to a PCB and you have to replace the whole unit!!!

I used to have it delivered, but now I just read someone elses at work because I moved house and couldn't get a local delivery. ! Only last week there was a front page headline about a transexual lorry driver - the story was supposed to continue on page 3. On page 3 was a totally different story about a WOMAN - wonder if she get any comments! The lorry driver story appeared the next day or the day after.

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