JumpingJack

Suppose your right, I wouldnt like my little lad sharing the loo with some recently divorced sexually driven mature woman either.

Dont let it then.

I dont think Id have a problem, Im quite comfortable to take a dump in front of my own mother with the door open, its only natural..... Would it be male or female decor for the bathrooms? Mens with p*** and vomit on the walls, or womens with carpet, diamond bog roll holders, and silky sheets? And if anyone `molested` me anywhere let alone a bathroom Id give em a bloody good hiding.

Because, this wouldnt be a forum if everyone posted positive thoughts would it?...mincer.

Just tell us yer favourite pie.

Whats that? People running round the forum like sodding lunatics at this time? I agree though, its better than the 6pm shift.

Im not being rude at all! Ive seen ruder posts on here by a long shot. My posts are not directed at anyone! I look more Orangutan than Silverback tough.

What stage is that Rube? Im a fully developed hairy male adult.

It must, repeat MUST be served immediatly from the oven. They serve it in the Wetherby in Swallownest.

Lunatic pie.

If I was at a circus and a bearded lady strolled in to the centre, Id want my money back. I want to see Lions and tigers, not some freak of nature.

An apple......

Please, my sides ache. Do you really expect to be taken seriously with a name like `boyfriday`? That just says "mince" to me.

I can live with that. Sounds a fair deal.

Millhouses pub I heard had one.