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Wasn't he Flesh's younger more innocent brother Padders 'll have a copy behind the bar There is No 'F' in hilarious but this was (apparently) Keep safe Cuttsie and all the best for 2023 Rocker

Lost me on that one. Never needed anyone to tell me how to turn a light off. Been following the kids around for years doing that . I see! we're looking for humanity in space best of luck with that one. News flash 'there is only us'.

Is this not what has been said already? Why are we being asked to bail out the countries that would rather spend money on feathering their own nests (often pilfered from the aid that is sent to them) while their people starve. Look at our own country, if it's true, have just commissioned a advertising campaign at the cost of 8 million to tell us how to turn our heating down . Totally agree with what you say. Pie in the sky sending missions out into the solar system in the look for what, the meaning of life ❓ Keep safe Rocker

Hootenanny! Hopefully Jools will be paying some-sort of tribute to Jerry Lee, although as Jerry Lee died in October and the program was probably filmed in July () we'll have to keep my fingers crossed. Will the real Seasick Steve please stand up? Love his music, but read 'Seasick Steve ramblin man (from as little as £2.24 on't eBay) Hobo ❓ That's the best type of New Year Cressi when you can't recall what you did . Lads been out bagged a couple of wild Haggis, turnips have been stewing since mid February so should be ready now and we've always a pan o' tatties on't go. Total abstainer now-a-days so we'll pipe the great chieftain o the pudding race in to some 0% Guinness and a rather nice alcohol free Merlot I've found . Keep safe Cressi Will my 'Tartan Drape' coat-tails do (PM on it's way) Happy Daze chasing 'mods' over flower beds 🤣. Sleeping bag in't outhouse, can't let yourself in T' house E' happy days when windows were windows and you could (knife out) open the sneck and climb in (have yer mams twin tub over and sleep under kitchen table ) Keep safe out there and all the best for 2023 Rocker .

Never mind Anna, Easter egg's 'll be on't shelves in Morrisons next week 🤣. Keep safe and all the best for 2023 Rocker

Plagiarism Moi . Loved your 'Engineers Blue' that much I couldn't help but not fit it into my little missive. (On the hope you would see it ) Keep safe out there Rocker .

water course. Like it

Cracked. Cracked rose tinted glass's with a lack of time recognition. Quote: Not so-long-ago we had Rock 'n' Rollers' Even if we count the Rock 'n' Roll revival, T'is 50 years ago since the naughty boys of Showaddywaddy started doing unnatural things to drape jackets. But, I digress. I say God bless Cilla. It gave me, Mrs Rocker and a whole nation the impetus to get togged up bugger of't pub, learn to fight, throw bottles and drive under the influence, something that became so embarrassing I had to start leaving her at home . But I digress. None of my peers thought I was fick, in fact the accolade of "A normal person couldn't do your job Rocker" spurred me on to master the noble art of sarcasm and how to spread engineers blue to the insides of the collar and sleeves of my fellow Donkey jacket wearing workmates . Happy Daze I say more power to Fick celebrity's how else would you remember what you want from the shops? Many a time I look at Rylan and think 'I must buy a cabbage this weekend'. Long live the minor celebrity. The demise of our once great drinking nation, to pockets of underground shebang's where unruly parrots and the primitive throwing of sharp objects at a round board with metal numbers on it can not be blamed on Cilla but on the short-sightedness of parents feeding their children on chicken nuggets instead of chips in a land where computer games rule and television is no longer king ☹️ Keep safe out there

That's fine ✔️. The book (mostly based on fact) is about her childhood and how her father and brothers helped the resistance against the Germans in Denmark during WW2. Reading the book gave me a different perspective on the lass. Keep safe Rocker

Hoi! I've always been polite to you. No need for that ☹️ 🤣🤣

Have a read of her book 'Hitlers Canary'. Might change your mind?

I've 2, take your .

Told mine not to bother with buying me anything, "I've got everything" says I 🧐 Well I thought I had Apparently I needed aftershave smellystuff. Considering basically I only shave my chin, the bottle should last me quite some time 🤣 🤣

Bangers and cash.

Ernest Bishop was shot dead. If I remember, quite topical at the time. Pre (BACS) wages paid directly into your bank, wage snatches were quite common.

Summer of 76 (5 select) Happy sunny Daze

Good morning Makapaka. Well, I've just read through all the post and can't see where anyone has 'Blamed the people who are starving'. In my post I have no way 'blamed' the starving for their plight but have questioned, why, with money already going to these countries are we still being asked (Bombarded with requests) some 60 years plus to 'Donate further? Do we keep propping up these countries who can, but obviously don't make their own citizens their first priority? You made the comment I am somehow 'Privileged' what ever I have, I have worked for and having my head screwed on right things have worked out reasonably well, so yes. Are we all by the same definition not 'Privileged?' Keep safe and all the best for 2023 Rocker

Well if anyone can recognise a PR stunt that's one lass who can 🤣

What ever 'belly' I have ain't beer related. It was a temporary Job that gave me the sciatica, can't take strong painkillers so it's taking a bit longer to go . Cycle a bit and found a nice private pool for the swimming ✔️ Rocker

That Footage has been heavily doctored Cressi. What you don't see is the Police Bobby's chasing the bugger. keystone cops - YouTube Spot on with the Rocking (Sciatica permitting ) Exercise & Macrobwhateveritis i'll have to look up on't t'internett . 17 years +1 day alcohol free as of yesterday (not that i'm counting 🤣). Food I ain't giving up. Keep safe girl and all the best for 2023 Rocker ,

Privileged ❓

Here you go Padders as promised. TV run down of Christmas Corri + bonus observation's. Can't believe it's nearly 11 months since I last posted on this Corri thread, but here goes. Part1. Unable to move after Christmas dinner (that's my story and i'm sticking to it ). No option but to watch Coronation street with HTSBO. First rule of 'Fight Cub'? you don't mention 'Fight Club'. First rule of 'Storming off in a Huff' in 'Soap Land' - Leave yer phone at home , because what could possibly go wrong . Good old Fizz belting along in't middle of nowhere singing 🎵 What a wonderful world🎵 or something like that (I wasn't really listening). What could possibly go wrong . Car breaks down - 'well bugger me', in't middle of nowhere as well, with no phone, nor money Thankfully, up pops Santa's 🎅 little helper (resplendent in his red duffle coat) still carries 'real money' with him finds a red telephone box (that hasn't been vandalised) and Fizz makes it to her surprise Christmas day wedding The registrar has to be brought back because he's already set off thinking Fizz wasne gonna show. The comedy writer for Coronation Street must have had a moment of inspiration (or hadn't been out celebrating) with the fantastic bit of interaction between The registrar and the always unshaven scruffy **** Kevin. Registrar; I didn't get far, there was congestion at Nutsford services. Kevin; I had a pair of trousers like that 🤣 🤣 🤣 I nearly lost my my 0% Guinness . Part2. Eye-lash (instead of Eileen). Comedy writer has earned his bonus this year ✔️. I digress, Eileen and her surprise new settee for Christmas. Come on. plagiarised from an advert even I've seen on't telly, the helpful miscreants of Eileen's household having clubbed together bought a lovely red leather Chesterfield. Oooooop's it's a miniature Chesterfield (great merriment) for a doll's house. (laugh i nearly opened another can ) £131+£3.99 (dearest) on't fleacebay. WHAT DO WE DO ❓ WHAT DO WE DO ❓ Use a coffin, chuck a throw over it, job's a good un . (I'd have had Eileen saying "Does this settee smell of 'Formaldehyde" 🤣 but obviously Corra's comedy writer couldn't spell Formaldehyde or having had a couple of inspirational moments already, needed a rest for a while. Part3. The lovely Paula Wilcox about to get duped out the money from her house sale and finally submit to 'Percy Filth' with the slimy brother of Fish face Gail. Wise up Girl I know there's an age difference, (just) but I'd stand being your 'Toy Boy' if 'Percy Filth' is all your after 😍 . Observation. Les Battersby eating Christmas Turkey with tyre tracks - one of Corra's greatest moments. For a Christmas day special I thought yesterdays offering lacked luster . 4/10 must try harder . Emmerdale. Emmerdale, same rule applies. Unable to move after Christmas dinner had no option but to watch Emmerdale with HTSBO . Now we're talking. Christmas day in't gaol. Long lost Brothers. Cheated on Hubby's. Ostracised Trollops. Son ignoring said Trollop. Unknown they've been cheated on partners. Unknow they've been cheated on partners who's partner has pupped up the lass who has only just found out she is not the daughter of who she thought was her mam but the daughter of the woman who was the partner of the guy who has just gotten killed and the same guy who was seeing the sister of the guy who's in gaol who's young son actually killed the bugger not him. (Lost 🐘🐘❓don't follow me ) (No full stops, No comma's, No excuses ) Christmas cards from the Dead. Christmas Jumpers in Abundance . Randy nearly moments with ex. Disappointed Ex's. Second Disappointed Ex? Disappointed youngster coz he didn't get any shells for his Dads firearm for Christmas . Deformity belittlement (Marlon being called 'Sticks') . Fick Doctor but not too fick that he can't manage to stuff down three Crimbo dinners down his neck. (Above read ' must have been smaller plates than Mr's Rocker served up 😋) Street party's. Drunken aging ex Fairground Worker 'Dad Dancing' . Yep it's all happening down on the Farm. So how do you finish that hours worth of bilge Stuff yer dead Mam's ashes in a firework and send her skywards 💥. Bring back Matt Skilbeck . I can't believe i'm writing this next piece. EASTENDERS Couldn't watch Danny Dire getting his Mr's R said I couldn't watch it apparently she hasn't watched it for a while and is still watching episode from March . Gonna have to put her a telly in't kitchen 🤣. I'll get one of the kids to put it on 'Catch-up?' for me and watch it all seratipiously like . GHOST'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Definitely better than the last one. Daft enough to be funny ✔️. Keep safe out there & TV binge responsibly . (Give us a shout if Paula writes back ) Rocker .

"There's a pin on the floor" One of Donald Pleasence's finest performances. RIP Ex Ecclesfield grammar school lad ✔️

Only coz camera car can't get down them 🤣