Christmas dinner in't stripey cell (next years as well if you haven't been a good boy during your stay), all yer heating and food paid for 12 months what's not to like
As our old English teacher used to say "Always grab an opportunity when it comes along"
Although, as the possibilities of finding another 'middle age looker of 'Film-star quality' worthy of 'Wolf whistling at' in Barnsley Market don't come around that often, you could be waiting a while
Keep safe out there