Do You Enjoy A 'Big Mac'

[Padders]

I was reading an article in last weeks Sun newspaper about millions of people in Britain who have never done anything mundane at all..

37 per cent have never read anything by Shakespeare, 68 per cent have never been skiing and 36 per cent have never been to a football match.

All this is not surprising, but what did amaze me was 19 per cent have never eaten anything from McDonalds..........

Of course one of the problems that lurks behind Donald's cheery grin is that they are fundamentally evil..

We don't know why we know this, but we do. And that's why protesters always head for the golden arches.

It doesn't matter whether they are fathers fighting for justice, or climate change activists, or students campaigning on behalf of Britains badgers, all of them feel certain that their cause will be strengthened if they go and kick a hole through Mac's windows....

 

My two children have had "Big Macs" in the past, and loved them, but not anymore!

Now that they have grown up, they've turned into righteous adults, this is partly because they know for certain that McDonalds is pouring acid into the sea, and partly because they know that the company's executives like to unwind after a busy day by clubbing puppy dogs to death...

Mostly, though, it's because they know for a fact that McDonalds have bulldozed the entire Brazilian rainforest to create pastures for it's beef herds..

Yup, that's right,

It has severed the Worlds lungs to increase it's filthy profits...

Top baddies such as Putin pale into obscurity alongside the savagery emanating on a day-by-day basis from it's company Illinois headquarters.

 

And what about the damage done by it's products?

A "Big Mac" is a heart attack in a bun! A quarter pounder has exactly the same effect on your well-being as licking the debris at Fukushima, and a McNugget is basically a piece of battered excrement...

Eat any of this stuff and you will swell up until your the size of a hot air balloon. then you will burst showering everyone within 400 yards with thick, yellow fat, and spiders..

 

Now my problem is,

After a night out, when I'm drunk, tired, weary, and suffering a hangover, there is nothing that hits the spot quite so well as a "Big Mac" and fries...

I've tried everything to cure a hangover, Pills, Hairs of every dog I can think of, Worcestershire sauce with a splash of tomato juice, and once an injection of vitamin B.

But none of them work as well as a "Big Mac"

It's as comforting as your childhood teddy bear, and as tasty as the tastiest thing you ever put in your mouth, and when you've finished, and it's down there in your stomach absorbing the sick, you know that despite everything your head may be saying, all will soon be right with the World once more..

So I've come to the conclusion that 19 per cent of the population have never lived........

 

 

[PRESLEY]

11 minutes ago, Padders said:

I was reading an article in last weeks Sun newspaper about millions of people in Britain who have never done anything mundane at all..

37 per cent have never read anything by Shakespeare, 68 per cent have never been skiing and 36 per cent have never been to a football match.

All this is not surprising, but what did amaze me was 19 per cent have never eaten anything from McDonalds..........

Of course one of the problems that lurks behind Donald's cheery grin is that they are fundamentally evil..

We don't know why we know this, but we do. And that's why protesters always head for the golden arches.

It doesn't matter whether they are fathers fighting for justice, or climate change activists, or students campaigning on behalf of Britains badgers, all of them feel certain that their cause will be strengthened if they go and kick a hole through Mac's windows....

 

My two children have had "Big Macs" in the past, and loved them, but not anymore!

Now that they have grown up, they've turned into righteous adults, this is partly because they know for certain that McDonalds is pouring acid into the sea, and partly because they know that the company's executives like to unwind after a busy day by clubbing puppy dogs to death...

Mostly, though, it's because they know for a fact that McDonalds have bulldozed the entire Brazilian rainforest to create pastures for it's beef herds..

Yup, that's right,

It has severed the Worlds lungs to increase it's filthy profits...

Top baddies such as Putin pale into obscurity alongside the savagery emanating on a day-by-day basis from it's company Illinois headquarters.

 

And what about the damage done by it's products?

A "Big Mac" is a heart attack in a bun! A quarter pounder has exactly the same effect on your well-being as licking the debris at Fukushima, and a McNugget is basically a piece of battered excrement...

Eat any of this stuff and you will swell up until your the size of a hot air balloon. then you will burst showering everyone within 400 yards with thick, yellow fat, and spiders..

 

Now my problem is,

After a night out, when I'm drunk, tired, weary, and suffering a hangover, there is nothing that hits the spot quite so well as a "Big Mac" and fries...

I've tried everything to cure a hangover, Pills, Hairs of every dog I can think of, Worcestershire sauce with a splash of tomato juice, and once an injection of vitamin B.

But none of them work as well as a "Big Mac"

It's as comforting as your childhood teddy bear, and as tasty as the tastiest thing you ever put in your mouth, and when you've finished, and it's down there in your stomach absorbing the sick, you know that despite everything your head may be saying, all will soon be right with the World once more..

So I've come to the conclusion that 19 per cent of the population have never lived........

 

 

Wimpy on Fargate was my favourite burger after a night in the Crazy Daisy, then years later Chubby's after a night in Josephines. 

[geared]

The burgers at McDonalds aren't good burgers, not by a long shot.  They used to at least be cheap.

Now it's neither, very overpriced for what they are.

 

Local kebab shop does a much nicer cheeseburger, and for less.

[PRESLEY]

Just now, geared said:

The burgers at McDonalds aren't good burgers, not by a long shot.  They used to at least be cheap.

Now it's neither, very overpriced for what they are.

 

Local kebab shop does a much nicer cheeseburger, and for less.

I agree, and I think Mcdonalds are over rated,  the problem is that the kids don't know any better because thats what their parents have always leterally lived on.  

[Delbow]

The thing I crave the most when hungover is grapes. Is that milquetoast enough for you, Padders?

[PRESLEY]

1 minute ago, Delbow said:

The thing I crave the most when hungover is grapes. Is that milquetoast enough for you, Padders?

Milque- toast,  My God! You've done it now! He will asking you next which is the best bread to make it. 

[Resident]

40 minutes ago, Padders said:

Mostly, though, it's because they know for a fact that McDonalds have bulldozed the entire Brazilian rainforest to create pastures for it's beef herds..

Yup, that's right,

How many rainforests are there in the UK & Ireland, specifically Brazilian ones? 

The CLAIM that McDonald's is linked to deforestation hasn't been proven. The fact that they're RainForest Alliance certified would probably be an indicator that's it's not true. 

 

[Padders]

9 minutes ago, PRESLEY said:

Milque- toast,  My God! You've done it now! He will asking you next which is the best bread to make it. 

I've had to google "Milque-Toast" Mr. P.

Still none the wiser?

[Delbow]

4 minutes ago, Padders said:

I've had to google "Milque-Toast" Mr. P.

Still none the wiser?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspar_Milquetoast

[SheffieldForum]

People dunk on McDonalds, but there is a place for it and it’s quickly served convenience food. Just don’t have it too often.

 

Everyone goes on about the Big Mac, but that’s nowhere near the best they do on their menu.

 

When available the Big Tasty should be the go-to McDonalds choice - an actually decent sized burger, well proportioned with the rest of the fillings, beef tomato slice and a nicer burger sauce than the Big Mac sauce.

 

If that’s not on the menu then Chicken Selects are the next best option. Nicely spiced crispy fried chicken. Like you always remember KFC to be but without the disappointing greasiness you get with the colonel’s chicken nowadays. The dips you get with selects are far superior to the small tubs you get for free otherwise too (the BBQ actually tastes like Smokey BBQ sauce, not the watery/vinegary stuff you get normally).

 

BUT, there’s plenty of better options for burgers in Sheffield.

 

Saw Grinders Union at Kelham Island still have the best burgers in Sheff, for me.

 

Unit is a close second, but the last time I had it wasn’t as good (maybe they are expanding too fast — good on them for branching out and expanding a local indecent though).

 

Twisted Burger Company in Triple Point are decent too.

 

But none of those are what you’d call quick, convenient ‘pick up and go’ fast food places though, which is McDonalds’ advantage every time.

 

 

 

Oh, and yes it’s expensive but Five Guys are the very best convenience burgers out there. Bacon Cheeseburger ‘all the way’ with toppings is the perfect combination of all the burger flavours. And don’t sleep on the bacon milkshakes… it’s a revelation.