Mr Bloke

Hmmm... I blame this new E10 petrol... ... it's been proven that you get fewer miles to the gallon (litre for the non-Brexiters) and so people have to fill up more often...

Hmmm... ... I've just had a thought! You know when these barriers were in place stopping motorised traffic from turning left across the cycle paths... ... well, how did cyclists negotiate the layout if they wanted to turn right? Sensible replies only please! (or maybe ask a suitable 5 year old if you're struggling)

Hmmm... It's certainly a difficult one to answer! Which category do electric bikes fall into please, Mr Tony?

Hmmm... Who is this 5 year old, and is there any chance you can get them to post some sense on this thread?

Hmmm... The worrying thing though Mr Sibon, is that based on the scientific evidence you have provided... ... some people on here are likely to believe you!

Hmmm... ... and that's another thing! How come people are allowed to use electric bikes on public roads, but not allowed to use electric scooters?

I thought that might get you back out of 'retirement'... ... now get back behind the bar!

Hmmm... It's almost worth trying to find a use for a single paving slab... ... just for the opportunity to meet Mr Padders in person! (Yep - I need to get out more!)

Hmmm... By that definition, you can count the number of 'good' posters on here on the fingers of a woolly mitten...

Hmmm... Pommes frites, surely Mr Sibon?...

Hmmm... Maybe we should just ban all motorised transport in Sheffield from turning left? Although thinking about it... ... maybe it'd be a much more popular idea if we stopped it from turning right?

Oh dear... ... even more rubbish posted for effect and to wind a few people up. So where do we draw the line? If the unfortunate cyclist had instead decided to use public transport (or even [shudder...shudder] ... a car) then it's also unlikely that they would now be in hospital. The standard of trolling on here really is getting quite pitiful... ... we deserve much better!

Hmmm... Not many people know that!

Hmmm... I thought that was the Council?...

Hmmm... I'm not sure if the lack of grammar and punctuation in your post referencing 'uneducated people' was deliberate or not, but it made me chuckle anyway...