Mr Bloke

Hmmm... Isn't the question that should be being asked here be that since she's been sat twiddling her thumbs at home for the last 6 months and we seem to have managed without her... ... why do we even need anyone in this role?

Hmmm... To be fair to them, I think most have decided it's getting a bit too embarrassing to be seen on one of Mr Phlats threads. Either that or they're all queueing up to buy their out of date footy shirts...

Oh dear! It sounds like they've also got a load of pies to shift that are approaching their sell by date...

Hmmm... Well it's certainly a great offer for the club... ... trying to shift out of date shirts by offering free tickets to watch visiting teams few will want to see. Keep 'em coming, Mr Phlats!

Hmmm... I would say that neither of those is a surprise to many of us...

Hmmm... I think that might be a bit of an overreaction, Mr Resident! (I can do big words too!)

Best chuckle of the day, Mr Padders!

Oh dear! Maybe you should look where you're going, Mr Risen?

Hmmm... If it's any help Mr Sibon, I know someone who may be able to do you a good deal on a cockatoo... ... only one previous owner and answers to the name of Flapper. It's normally quite placid but has been known to give a nasty peck to anyone if they rub it up the wrong way!

Hmmm... I suspect Mr Tuna would have preferred getting the Shylocks...

Hmmm... Is it the feeling we all get whenever we hear of another SCC 'brilliant idea'?

Hmmm... Padders Bar does a very nice glass of Vino Schnitzel... ... but all their breadcrumbs are usually polished off smartish by their new assistant, Flapper. 🦜

Hmmm... You tell him Mr Hackey! He's going away on his jollies without so much as a thought as to who's going to give Flapper 🦜 his nuts while he's off scaring the donkeys on Skeggy beach in his budgie smugglers!

Hmmm... Well this is a bit of a shock! It's certainly not like SCC to have a 'brilliant idea' without thinking it through properly first...

Hmmm... I wouldn't mind being "trained up" by that Eileen Dover...