medusa Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 You might want to read another thread already around on the same topic http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=30782 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Heres another one, started by a certain hunk. http://72.232.82.122/showthread.php?t=135152&highlight=fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Heres another one, started by a certain hunk. http://72.232.82.122/showthread.php?t=135152&highlight=fart Wondered who the hunk was . I looked up the thread and its the great fartmaster himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I dont fart, I glow. Like an atomic explosion at times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeslice Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I enjoy guffing in my hand, clasping it shut, then throw it in a friends face. Superb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleykim Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I enjoy guffing in my hand, clasping it shut, then throw it in a friends face. Superb! Haha!!! That actually works! I tried on myself once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeslice Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Even pumping in a jam jar, screw the lid back on, leave it for a week and then release under the nose of an unsuspecting victim. Simply horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Even pumping in a jam jar, screw the lid back on, leave it for a week and then release under the nose of an unsuspecting victim. Simply horrific. Thats the vilest, most disgusting thing Ive ever heared. Im gonna try it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me-and-pippo Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This is quite amusing....... Farting Nun Organ, have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Thats the vilest, most disgusting thing Ive ever heared. Im gonna try it though You'll get a stronger concentration if you try that in the bath, submerge the jar in water, trump and catch the smelly little blighter in the jar. Turn the jar upside down and you then have a trump preserved in a watertight seal My favorite farting tale comes from the glorious summer just past when me and our lass were sleeping with the skylight open, the fan on full bore and us on top of the bed as it was so hot! One night my guts had been emanating smells that bore more relation to a rotting cess pool than to a normal fart, I'd been stifling them most of the night and occassionally leaving to release it in the bathroom .... eventually I got up to go to work at about 05.30. I tottered from the bed to just in front of the fan and reached down to get my dressing gown from the floor when a supressed fart could bear the pressure no longer and broke free. As I was in front of the fan it was propelled across the room into the unwitting nostrils of my beloved who immediately began heaving and coughing. I would love to say I apologised profusely and begged her forgiveness. Instead I stood there cackling maniacly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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