peterw Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 To fart to fart It is no crime, It gives the bowels ease. It warms the bed On a frosty night And suffocates the fleas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 To fart to fart It is no crime, It gives the bowels ease. It warms the bed on a frosty night And suffocates the fleas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lester_Bigot Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I fart - everybody farts but I fart in front of close friends and all my immediate family!! However.....my husband does not!! We had our first major argument in our courting days bcoz he found out I farted in front of an ex-boyfriend but to date had not farted in front of him.....Bizarre!! Now I do all the time (we are married) but he (and his family) still do it behind the bathroom door!! I find it peculiar...I told him tonight his family are wierd not mine..but with no other family to compare against....are we (my family) really that strange!!!! I have standards in the workplace etc but at home I just let it OUT!!! What dya think??? Well I say, this thread is an utter disgrace, why is it not removed ??? No seriously, fartings OK, as long as you don't accidently poo yourself by accident when doing one in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 ...and it's worldwide, of course. The (in)famous BBC Radio 4 news announcement of a few years ago that "The Turds are gathering on the Kurkish border...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeslice Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Do you frown upon people, mainly strangers guffing in public, or do you take no notice of this natural bodily function? If your with your loved one, do you hold it in or are you `relaxed` enough to let out a little tommy squeaker? Do you enjoy farting on you own and take pride in the catastrphic effects upon the nasal passages of friends and family? NB. Women need not reply. They dont trump because its un-lady like. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJ_VENOM Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 just let it rip!!!! btw funny fart scene in a movie Blazing Saddles, watch the campfire scene with subtitles on i did once on bbc dont know if its the same on the dvd but to see ffffrrrrrrpppppppt on screen made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I hate it when others "drop a gassy" in my presence. On the other hand, I love to "Expell the ghosts of long dead beans" in the presence of others. Trouble is, the older I get, the more theres a chance of me following through. Once you pass 40, never trust a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleykim Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I always fart, I find it amusing, if there's one there, I'll squeeze it out. I stunk my fella's office out today I get it from my dad, and not at all ashamed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Yeah as for women farting, you ought to ask my other half. She tries hard to hold em in but once shes asleep she cant stop herself and shes always dropping a clanger. Some nights its like sharing a bed with the brighouse and rastrick brass band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattenmurg Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 We got told off at work 'cause someone had complained about farting. We've been told if you need to, go to the loo! Made us all laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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