Ghostrider   11 #37 Posted July 25, 2006 like that one..may have to tell my kid's that one, my three year old has a thing about his belly button.. I used to have my eldest on that there were little monkeys inside the cash machines to sort the money out Get them to watch men in black 2. Wait till they get to the part where you see inside the post sorting machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
duckweed   10 #38 Posted July 25, 2006 What horrible parents you've all had. It's a wonder you're not all phobic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Bambi_   10 #39 Posted July 25, 2006 I got told all the usuall Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, infact I only found out farther Christmas wasn't real wen my mum an dad used to go out Xmas Eve, Nannan an Grandad used to babysit for us, we would always leave out a plate with a mince pie on, glass of milk, glass of sherry and a carrot for rudolph and wen we woke up on Xmas day the food would be half eaten and "Farther Xmas" would have left me an my sister a thank you note, we saved them evey year till the one year my dad forgot to disguse his wrighting and signed it love from Dad!! We were gutted!!!  Also  If u swallow ur chewing gum it plugs up ur arse hole  If u kill bugs u come back as one wen u die  If u tell a lie ur nose will grow  And apparantly me an my sister came from Cabbages (like the cabbage patch kids) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
poucinet   10 #40 Posted July 25, 2006 I was told if you ate chewing gum it would explode in your stomach:o  Also, if you ate peanuts with their shells on wood grows around your heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
BasilRathbon   10 #41 Posted July 25, 2006 If you cut your toenails with an axe your foot will fall off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
BasilRathbon   10 #42 Posted July 25, 2006 Every time you tell a lie your nose will grow longer.  It wasn't true with the nose but it seemed to work with other body parts...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
mgdl   10 #43 Posted July 25, 2006 How about if you eat carrots you can see in the dark, or eating crusts of bread puts hairs on your chest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
EdnaKrabappe   14 #44 Posted July 25, 2006 If you work hard at school, you'll end up with a really well paid job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Pritt Stick   10 #45 Posted July 25, 2006 That I would grow up to be tall, successful and irresistable to women. I'm nought for three if you were wondering..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
StarSparkle   10 #46 Posted July 25, 2006 If you work hard at school, you'll end up with a really well paid job  Oh Edna! You just beat me to it!  I was going to say "Work hard, do well in school and the world will be your oyster". Biggest crock o' s**** I've ever heard.  StarSparkle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
*binty* Â Â 10 #47 Posted July 25, 2006 How about if you eat carrots you can see in the dark, or eating crusts of bread puts hairs on your chest! Â My nannan still tells me this now and i'm 19 year old bloody hell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
sazk23   10 #48 Posted July 25, 2006  Oh and that if you ate apple pips an apple tree would grow in your tummy...hmmm strange!!  x  Hahaha i was told this as well. I cant think of any more really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...