What were you told as a kid that actually turned out to be cobblers?

[Rizvan 10]

I kept getting told I talked too much..... and that if I didnt stop I would lose my tounge!

 

Riz

[gizzy 10]

My Grandad once told me if i sat on a cold floor I would get warts up my bum.

 

My boyfriends parents used to tell him that his teeth were attached to his hair and if he lost all his teeth all his hair would fall out which was why old men were bald and had no teeth.

[MonkeyLover 10]

When the ice cream van goes past with the bells ringing it means theyve run out of ice cream

 

Ha Ha, I was told that too! = do we have the same parents I wonder???

[Morte 10]

My father told me the big rock outside Coronation Park in Crosby was put there by two cavemen called Paddy and Mick

 

That Father Christmas had an evil twin

 

A monarchy is a good idea

 

The best "story" though is one that my mate believed for ages....his father told him that the Queen Mother died in the early 70s / late 60s and that she was now being "played" by a little old actress.