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New Dog Cross Breeds ( funny )


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i saw these & thought you might like them

 

1 , Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

 

2 , Pointer + Setter - Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

 

3 , Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

 

4 , Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog

 

5 , Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

 

6 , Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

 

7 , Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

 

8 , Malamute + Pointer -Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

 

9 , Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work

 

10 , Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

 

11 , Bull Terrier + ****zu - Oh, never mind.... #13.

 

12 , Retriever + Irish Setter - Resetter, a dog that can set your vcr for you :hihi:

 

& one more :hihi: :hihi:

 

New Names For Dogs Part 2

.Or Doggy Deux

 

1 , What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle

 

2 , What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers

 

3 , What do you call a happy Lassie ?

A jolly collie

 

4 , What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling

 

5 , What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound

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Love it..... But dingos aren't dogs. :P

 

There is a dog in a rescue at the moment- it is a poodle - ****zu cross.

A poozu?

 

i once saw one of those advertised as a s h i t t y poo

when i was younger we just called crossbreeds mongrels regardless of what they were

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