Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[Sidery 10]

Never did find our what this meant:~ thumpin' eely. ?

[Plain Talker 11]

Never did find our what this meant:~ thumpin' eely. ?

 

Chez Talker, the phrase was "flippin' 'eeley"!

[grinder 10]

Don't forget "What in Thunderation" and "Bloody Nora"....

 

Another rude one, (Don't look Ethel !!!)

 

Little miss Muphet sat on her Tuffet

Eating her Kurds and corn.

It wasn't a Spider who sat down beside her

but little Boy Blue with his horn........

Edited January 11, 2015 by grinder

[Babs-1 10]

My grandpa used to tell us this verse. Little birdie flying high, dropped a message from the sky ."by Gumm said the farmer wiping his eye. How glad I am that cows don't fly

[Plain Talker 11]

Little miss Muphet sat on her Tuffet

Eating her Kurds and corn.

It wasn't a Spider who sat down beside her

but little Boy Blue with his horn........

 

That one was on Judge dread's naughty song "Big Six", there were a couple of other similar naughty versions of nursery rhymes within the song, he also released other songs like big seven etc. with similar risque lyrics

He passed away in 1998, aged only 52.

 

( edit to add, the line in the judge dread song was '"knickers all tattered and torn")

[grinder 10]

That one was on Judge dread's naughty song "Big Six", there were a couple of other similar naughty versions of nursery rhymes within the song, he also released other songs like big seven etc. with similar risque lyrics

He passed away in 1998, aged only 52.

 

( edit to add, the line in the judge dread song was '"knickers all tattered and torn")

 

 

Yes I just wonder how many unprintable versions of Mary had a little Lamb and Jack and Jill there are out there as well.......

Edited January 13, 2015 by grinder

[willybite 10]

Yes I just wonder how many unprintable versions of Little Bo Peep and Jack and Jill there are out there as well.......

 

hiya,don't know if it's been said before but i remember this one, knock at the door,ring the bell,ring it well. wipe your feet,come in, how do you do this morning.

[flightliner 10]

As I was going to the station railroad, I met a bark that dogged at me, I picked a street up im a stone and nearly necked its nock off!.

[Plain Talker 11]

Yes I just wonder how many unprintable versions of Mary had a little Lamb and Jack and Jill there are out there as well.......

 

Mary had a little lamb.

The doctor fainted.

Is the printable one I can remember.

[cuttsie 1,094]

Itintinttin!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lindseyw 10]

Snot n Bogey Custard, baked in a pie, all mixed up in a dead mans eye.

Slap it on yer bread, good n thick, & wash it all down, with a cup of cold sick............

 

 

Nice !!!

[grinder 10]

Itintinttin!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's the tin that Rin tin tin poos in.....

 

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a Bear,

I've often seen her little lamb

but never seen her Bear.........

Edited January 14, 2015 by grinder