Pet e Albert 0 #1081 Posted September 23, 2022 On 03/06/2008 at 20:53, Joto said: I've can only remember this one grandma told me, but I'm hoping for many more contributions of funny verses, poems etc, the sillier the better, but keep it clean please. If your Bob dunt gi ah Bob that bob that your Bob owes ah Bob, ah Bob's goin' to give your Bob a bob int eye Excuse my spelling of dialect but that's how grandma said it This was a bit naughty but here goes:- HoIe in me sock, hole in me shoe, hole in me arse, for Montague. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hackey lad 3,987 #1082 Posted September 23, 2022 (edited) Hole in me sock Hole in me shoe Hole in me pants where me c*** peeps through . Milk , milk . lemonade , round the corner chocolates made Edited September 23, 2022 by hackey lad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
trastrick 866 #1083 Posted September 24, 2022 So if you do not want to play Take your hook and go away. So sky-bunk-it! And "tek di ook" was the usual complaint to a referee at Bramall Lane. We were more polite back then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Keith Morgan 0 #1084 Posted July 23, 2023 Dan Dan dirty old man washed his face in a frying pan Combed his hair with a leg of the chair Dan Dan the dirty old man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Hardie 533 #1085 Posted July 23, 2023 On 23/09/2022 at 19:46, hackey lad said: Hole in me sock Hole in me shoe Hole in me pants where me c*** peeps through . Milk , milk . lemonade , round the corner chocolates made Me eyes, me nose, me mouth, me chin Follow me down to me uncle jim Me uncle Jim makes lemonade Round the corner chocolate’s made Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
beezerboy 12 #1086 Posted July 23, 2023 Only try whilst sober, Mrs Hunt, had a rough cut punt , not a punt cut rough, but rough cut rough s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...