Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[hillsbro 32]

...or alternatively:

I wish I were a caterpillar;

Life would be a farce.

I'd climb up all the shrubs and trees

And slide down on my hands and knees..

[beechnut 10]

Out in the desert lies the sphinx

It never eats and it never drinx

Its body quite solid without any chinx

And when the sky's all purples and pinx

(As if it were painted with coloured inx)

And the sun it ever so swiftly sinx

Behind the hill in a couple of twinx

You may hear (if you're lucky) a bell that clinx

And also tolls and also tinx

And they say at the very same time that the sphinx

It sometimes smiles and it sometimes winx

But nobody knows just what it thinx.

[GLASGOWOODS 10]

There is one from school trips which would be sung on the back seat of the coach.

 

Something like this.....

 

Were off, were off

were off in a motor car

sixty cops behind us

we don't know where we are

coppers on the corner

eating apple pie

I asked him for a skinny bit

so he threw it in me eye.

 

Haha!

[grinder 10]

The sexual urge of a Camel is stranger than anyone thinks

for sometimes in moments of passion it try's to make love to the Sphinx.

But the Sphinx posterior passage is blocked by the sands of the Nile

which accounts for the hump of the Camel and the Sphinx superior smile...

 

I wish I where a Caterpillar

I'd have loads of fun

I'd climb up all the grass stalks

and slide down on my elbows

Edited December 9, 2014 by grinder

[AidanLunn 10]

That eating sandwich crust would turn my hair curly. Even now, my hair is not curly at all.

[jaffa1 10]

Sticks and stones would break my bones

but calling names won't hurt me.

[raymondo1952 11]

Rule Brittania 3monkeys up a stick, one fell down and landed on his prickies on a hedgehog baything in the sun when down came a bumble bee and stuck him in the arse no questions tell no lies I saw a bus conducter buttoning up his flys are a nuisance bugs are worse that is the end of my little verse

[shanes teeth 10]

Down in the jungle

Sitting on a rock

I saw Tarzan

Playing with his ............

 

 

 

In days of old,when knights were bold,

And toilets weren't invented

They'd dig a hole,in the middle of the road

And sit there quite contented

 

 

The boy stood on the burning deck

His legs were all a quiver

He gave a cough

His head fell off

And floated down the river

[Joto 11]

When I started this thread I would never imagine it lasting this long, and I never expected so many rhymes.

[hillsbro 32]

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a game of cricket.

The ball went up Jack's trouser leg

And hit his middle wicket..

[Joto 11]

hillsbro!

[jaffa1 10]

Wherever you may be , let your wind go free

Church or Chapel let it rattle

Let your wind go free

 

I'm not sure if that last line is right though.

 

Our teacher's a funny un

She's got a face like a Spanish onion

She has a nose like a squashed tomato

And legs like two props.

 

I made you look , I made you stare

I made you look in the barber's hair

The barber's hair was full of nits

I made you eat them, all but six.

 

yuk