Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[Joto]

I bet

[pt cru]

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

And now it goes to school with her

Between 2 chunks of bread.

[Joto]

very good pt cru

[longchat]

little miss muffet

sat on a tuffet

her knickers all

tattered and torn

it wasn,t a spider

that sat down beside her

but little boy blue with his horn

[Joto]

longchat how many more of those have you got up your sleeve?

[only_me]

Here is one based on the old saying "spending a penny"

 

 

Here i sit broken hearted

paid a penny and only farted.

[dizzybird77]

"Not last night but the night before

Three tom-cats came knocking at my door

One had a fiddle,

One had a drum,

And one had a pancake

Stuck to his bum!"

 

 

How weird, just been teaching this to my 3yr old!!!!!

 

He loves it x

[Davekowl]

Of all the saws I ever saw

I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws

[Plain Talker]

longchat how many more of those have you got up your sleeve?

 

He only has to ask the late, great judge dredd:- big four, big five, big six and big seven were famous in the seventies.

 

*yicky tacky ticky tacky whoop aye ah!*

[Joto]

He only has to ask the late, great judge dredd:- big four, big five, big six and big seven were famous in the seventies.

 

*yicky tacky ticky tacky whoop aye ah!*

 

Who's 'He' you are talking about, longchat? who I thought was a lady

You will have to elaborate more because I don't follow you:confused: