Joto Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 sband I've not heard that version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmaryl Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 hi all i've had such fun reading these thought you might like this i took my mother to the station to see the engines stop a piece of metal flew off and hit her in the country girls are pretty you owt to see them dance they lift their skirts so high that you can see their nicolas was a bull dog his christian name was dick he tried to jump a 10 foot wall and landed on his prickles grow on bushes prickles grow on trees prickles grow almost anywhere except upon your knees i know loads more but are a bit rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the peggsta Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Marmaryl tell us more we love the rude ones,well i do anyway,and the people that dont,dont have to read them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for389 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Now you just made that one up, didn't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodens Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Baa, baa, ***** sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. One for the master, One for the dame, And one for the little boy Who lives down the lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSkip Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 One fine day, in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords, and shot each other... (there is more, but I cannot remember the rest- sorry. I'm sure others will be able to fill in the gaps) or how about "Not last night but the night before Three tom-cats came knocking at my door One had a fiddle, One had a drum, And one had a pancake Stuck to his bum!" and the third is a bit of a risque one.. I'd better not say any more of it. Once upon a time The birds (*cough) the Line And the monkeys chewed tobacco this last one was made into a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSkip Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 this last one was made into a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSkip Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 does any one know a poem about Ar Sal's new bonnet and Me fathers duck eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plain Talker Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 does any one know a poem about Ar Sal's new bonnet and Me fathers duck eggs "our sal's bonnet" was mentioned in previous posts on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joto Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 Thanks for your funny rhyme marmaryl thats about as far as we dare go. Sorry about that peggsta but it is a family forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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