Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[Pet e Albert]

On 03/06/2008 at 20:53, Joto said:

I've can only remember this one grandma told me, but I'm hoping for many more contributions of funny verses, poems etc, the sillier the better, but keep it clean please.

 

If your Bob dunt gi ah Bob

that bob that your Bob owes

ah Bob, ah Bob's goin' to give

your Bob a bob int eye

 

 

Excuse my spelling of dialect but that's how grandma said it

This was a bit naughty but here goes:-

HoIe in me sock,

hole in me shoe,

hole in me arse,

for Montague.

 

[hackey lad]

Hole in me sock

Hole in me shoe 

Hole in me pants where me c*** peeps through  . 

 

Milk , milk . lemonade , round the corner chocolates made 

Edited September 23, 2022 by hackey lad

[trastrick]

So if you do not want to play

Take your hook and go away.

So sky-bunk-it!

 

And "tek di ook" was the usual complaint to a referee at Bramall Lane.

 

We were more polite back then.

[Keith Morgan]

Dan Dan dirty old man washed his face in a frying pan

Combed his hair with a leg of the chair

Dan Dan the dirty old man

[Jim Hardie]

On 23/09/2022 at 19:46, hackey lad said:

Hole in me sock

Hole in me shoe 

Hole in me pants where me c*** peeps through  . 

 

Milk , milk . lemonade , round the corner chocolates made 

Me eyes, me nose, me mouth, me chin

Follow me down to me uncle jim

Me uncle Jim makes lemonade

Round the corner chocolate’s made

[beezerboy]

Only try whilst sober,

Mrs Hunt, had a rough cut punt , not a punt cut rough, but rough cut rough

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