One hell of a dump! Woman rescued after sitting on the loo for 2 years

[Dozy 11]

Couldn't she have made a bidet for freedom?

 

I didn't think you could sink that low with puns

[Zamo 10]

Don't it just drive you mad when a little bit of plop just won't drop?

 

Mind you, I don't think I'd have sat there for 2 years wiggle my bum just to avoid a potential 'smear' and having to use a few extra sheet of toilet paper during the clean up.

[Glennis 15]

Was it the queen sat on the throne?

[scarby 10]

Only in America.

[Rich 12]

So she was stuck on the khazi for 2 years? What happened?!

[BasilRathbon 10]

She said "I'm not coming out till Sheffield Wednesday win a match!"

[cgksheff 44]

So she was stuck on the khazi for 2 years?

 

No, she wasn't.

[HappyHoosier 10]

Oh dear what a calamity!

 

 

I don't reckon it's true, she'd have rotted awayfrom pressure sores sat on the thunder box for any length of time!

 

Actually, her skin had grown to the toilet seat... medics had to transport both her AND the seat to the hospital.

[poppins 10]

Oh dear what a calamity!

 

 

I don't reckon it's true, she'd have rotted awayfrom pressure sores sat on the thunder box for any length of time!

 

 

Seems it is true, (I think) bit hard to belive though, she was from Manchester, guess she read the American thread on here and was afraid to venture outside

[HappyHoosier 10]

Only in America.

 

 

Oh, brother. What does the fact that she's American have to do with anything? You don't have mentally ill people in England?

[cressida 1,586]

so she must have had food brought up to her, slept sitting up, was it a scene from 'Carry On at your Convenience'?

[scarby 10]

Oh, brother. What does the fact that she's American have to do with anything? You don't have mentally ill people in England?

 

Yes we do, it's just that Americans are generally more daft, no offence. Although I am making a generalisation.