madowl

The only thing that i love with all my heart and soul would be my four children..... any other kinda love for me is not as pure... yes i could say i love sheffield wednesday.. but thats not love its a religion.

fox hunting should be banned as.. its cruel outdated and barbaric.. if we really do need to kill the fox, why cant there be a more humane way to do it if we have to kill them at all? long live the hunt saboteurs.... :clap:

oh come on rubydazzler we both know this is a bit of fun, dont be nasty and call my observation yuk.... it is a thread about Are men more intelligent than women ? and i only put a mans (mine) view across... i live with 4 women and belive me its not easy... i get the back lash from all 4.. take pity on me, in this house full of women. so come on rubydazzler Are men more intelligent than women ? or do women have the upper hand?

well thats it then someone call the bbc... we need this on crimewatch..... at least the "tit"le, will do the ratings good...

well thank god some explained what the missing breasts really are.... i was gonna ask what colour bra they were last seen in?

I like to call it gathering you ammunition for war....

I have a favorite one liner to sum up the "female"....... But am i brave enough to post it? Or stupid enough to post it? could i live will the consequences? Maybe its too crude and id be slaughted for it? If i post it will the female forum members ever leave me alone or will they hunt me down for the rest of my life? Would i be banned? What should i do? I can live with the consequences after all i am a mouse, i mean man, whats the worst they could do to me? or should i not ask that question? *I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die* Are men more intelligent than women ? the question should be could we live without them?

Men's Rules!! (that women should know) Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again! Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Saturdays - Sundays or any day with a (y) in it.= sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) FOOTBALL+BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the SETTEE tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

I THANK YOU!

WHY MEN CANT WIN!! If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

see what i mean??? total twaddle.....

Best Sir Cliff Richard song...... any he hasent sang... (I thought the young ones drove him off a cliff?) What would we do with out our cliff at christmas... hes as Traditional as jesus himself.... long live sir cliff and his cheesy christmas songs....

Many many years ago when.... (how can i put this??) i was having a day off school:D, i was in town with a few mates and i saw my Parents walking towards us, the only quick place to make a exit was to walk in to the old picture house on pond st, we paid and went it.... they were showing...THE EVIL DEAD:o and i have to admit it scared the pants off me:D id never seen a film like it b4....

Women are much better at "the mind" games....

Thanks for the map, ive been to the cemetry today and im surprised how beautiful some of the old grave stones etc are, they are really lovely the detail in some of them. Its a good walk round i was a bit disappointed as i couldnt find the grave for Mr George Bassett the sweet guy... id seen on the web where he lies etc ... i grew up at hillsborough in the shadow of Bassetts so i would have liked to find this little bit of history.

If the bird flu is gonna happen, its gonna happen, all we can do is be Prepared, and if it does happen, take the correct measures to make sure that we are able to cope with an out break. Why worry about it, lets just deal with the flu the best we can. I admit it is Scary but worrying gets nothing done. Mother Nature at it again, isnt life just wounderful?

who wants to live forever.... poetry.

The song may come from the good old days of league 3, but although the score is a good one for owls supporters, the win in the F.A. cup semi final 2-1 to the wednesday, is more important to me, as it was at the old wembley in front of over 70,000 sheffield football supporters...utter brill, in the days we were both on the up and had a team to be proud of.... how things have changed.....? we must all have our favorite match, its funny though as if we wednesday supporters go on about boxing day or wembley, the blades start on about history lessons... its just a fact that we beat utd! as is the fact that you beat us at our place 3-1 not so long ago (Still smarts)..... or is that not a history lesson? is it just a fact ?? and just a note to those who dont like the big fan base thing us wednesday supporters go on about..... to me it means nothing.. what the point of having over 25.000 at a match if you cant deliver the goods? so why do we still go? Because im a wednesdayite till i die and a loyal supporter of sheffield wednesday football club. we might not be the best team in sheffield "at the moment" but its not all about being the best team its about being loyal and sticking with them through the good and the Bad times. I say good luck to utd and wednesday and maybe one day sheffield will have two top teams with the best support. And for those who do not go to matches to me you have no right to point out your views... you may call yourself a fan of your club, but its the supporters who still go to the games.

DanSumption looks cool .... (or) Shiesh in Action!!

MEGGA MAIDEN FAN HERE! Ive been a maiden fan for ever, its the only real metal band for me... i will always buy their albums etc, from the age of 10 when i first saw the live on their debut tour ive loved them, and im very proud to say ive met every member of the band from the word go... was lucky enough to get on the stage when they played the city hall on the "somewhere in time tour" ive seen they play everytime they have hit sheffield since 1980... steve harris is a very cool guy... "even for a west ham supporter":hihi: Eddie reminds me of my wife:hihi: the best performance i ever saw from maiden was "Donnington monsters of rock" around 85 the same year ozzy was there... those were the days:cool:

Yes i have to say "some" fans do get on fine, but would i feel safe sat on the kop at the lane in blue and white when we play utd In December....??? or would you feel safe sat on the kop at Hillsborough next feb..?? i have never been involved with the moron's where, smacking another supporter is part of the game, but ive seen plenty of it..99% of football fans are true supporters its the 1% that spoil it... lets say we did merge and we sat side by side on match day.... how long would it be b4 we started to chat about the good old days of the owls/blades, and all the passion and religion, it would take years for this to die down, it would be when my kids are adults.... we both have too much pride to even think, we as supporters of sheff utd and sheff wed could sit side by side on match day with out having a bit of banta between us.... I for one would rather give up football than the thought of Wednesday having anything at all to do with united in anyway or form... and i bet many utd fans would say the same... you just cant forget you roots.. its not just football its a RELIGION. I know many people that are unitedites and i get on with them like best mates, but on match day it all changes... to me its like saying the Germans won the war... you cant change whats already done!

I enrolled on a couple college courses there the last week, it looks brilliant, in side and out, i think we should be proud to have a collage as good as this....

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! I CANT EVER SEE WEDNESDAY AND UNITED SUPPORTERS STANDING SIDE BY SIDE WITHOUT HAVING AGO AT EACH OTHER. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS FOR THE FEELINGS BETWEEN US TO DIE DOWN AND BE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY SUPPORTING A SHEFFIELD TEAM TOGETHER. AS "Agent ****" HAS SAID "There would be uproar, bloodshed, and a new team with no fans if the Sheffield clubs merged" SPOT ON!

I DONT THINK "Sturrocko" WOULD LOWER HIMSELF TO YOUR STANDARDS........ :heyhey:

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