lizelard Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Okay heres the story. Driving down Leopold st. the other morning approx 10.30am. Charlie age 2 "Mummy wee wee" Mum age 41 "Ok 1 minute" Charlie "NO!! Mummy wee wee NOW!!" Mum "Don't worry you can do it in your big boy pants" Charlie "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ok Mum think quick. right i'll pull into this layby out side the opticians and find a grate (i'm not obstructing the traffic and it's not a bus stop). yes i can see it is double yellow lines stick the hazzards on and run around the corner thinking i may make it to Orchard square. no way. run back to find a grate with bursting bladder of a 2year old.Arrrrrhhhhhhh bliss Charlie goes in grate mum and babe happy. Whole episode takes about 4mins. Run back round the corner where the smile is wiped off my smug (my child is ace )face. Parking attendant slapping a fine on car. I explain. "sorry" say's said attendant "once it's on the screen i can't do anyting about it." Joy of all Joys after writing to plead my case I'm left with a £30 fine! Could this be one of the most expensive wee's in history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymiss Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Yeah so much for 'spend a penny' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattenmurg Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Bad luck. At least you've not had to start a post asking how to remove kids' wee from a car seat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgksheff Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Should've done the business beside/against the car! If he had tried writing his ticket then, you could have quickly approached him with a widdling Charlie. I'm sure he would have got the message! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizelard Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Bad luck. At least you've not had to start a post asking how to remove kids' wee from a car seat! Lol... yeh thanks Do you think if i had just left the car in the middle of the road with hazzards on i would have got a ticket, or just a telling off for obstructing the traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Do you think if i had just left the car in the middle of the road with hazzards on i would have got a ticket, or just a telling off for obstructing the traffic? You should have flipped the bonnet open so it looked like you'd broken down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purdyamos Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Only last night the news was reporting a planned crackdown on over-zealous, inhumane jobsworth traffic wardens... looks like no-one bothered to tell the traffic wardens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikertec Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Parking in Rotherham last Wednesday 2min left on my parking ticket, the warden walked upto me and said he nearly got me. I just stared at him in disbelieve then drove off. Bloody cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titian Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Lizelard, didn't you try the baywatch tactic? Running with your boobs bouncing and waving "please noooo". It worked for me last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Could this be one of the most expensive wee's in history? Could have been worse, - if the wee warden had spotted you Charlie would probably have got a ticket too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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