Funniest single comedy line

[Yodameister 10]

No offence but it sounds like its from some horribly up itself American comedy like Friends or Will and Grace.

 

Don't get me wrong these shows do have some funny lines in them but the whole concept and feel of them makes me cringe.

 

God, I'm getting old and cynical, I need to chill out !!

[Cols 10]

Yodameister

 

"some horribly up itself American comedy like Friends or Will and Grace"

 

And I thought I was the only one.

The only American comedy that I can watch is "Bilko"

 

Col S

[Lestat 10]

Im poorer than a church mouse whos just arrived home to find his wife's run off with another mouse taking all the cheese.

 

And good old Flashheart: 'Just because i can give orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it'

 

'He had a reputation for having the worst personality in Germany . . .and as you can imagine, thats up against some stiff competition'

[Lestat 10]

or even . . in Blackadder the. 3rd:

 

Angrier than a rhinosaurus who's just arrived home to find me in bed with his wife . . wearing his pyjamas and smoking his cigars.

[Yodameister 10]

Rhinosaurus, the missing link between dinosaur and large mammal

[Lestat 10]

LOL@Yoda! ok, so i made a small error!! . .

What i meant was Rhinopotamous.

[mojoworking 10]

Originally posted by Cols

Yodameister

 

"some horribly up itself American comedy like Friends or Will and Grace"

 

And I thought I was the only one.

The only American comedy that I can watch is "Bilko"

 

Col S

 

Totally agree that most US comedy is rubbish.

 

But as with most things American, they produce the best and the worst of everything (music, films etc).

 

I contend that the The Simpsons is quite possibly the best comedy TV show EVER.

[GazB 10]

"How's about I give you a spoon so you can eat my a$$"

 

Stifler, American Pie

[crowefan 10]

"woman stanley..............woman"

 

spoken by hilda ogdne when fat hubby kissed her and asked what her lips tated of!!! wonderfull

[Agent Dan 10]

"Let off some steam, bennett"

- Arnie, in Commando (works best *with* the accent!!

[GazB 10]

Originally posted by Agent Dan

"Let off some steam, bennett"

- Arnie, in Commando (works best *with* the accent!!

 

or other Arnie lines:

"Knock knock" in Predator when he kicks the door down and sprays the guys with his machine gun.

"He had to split" in Running man after he chainsawed a guy in half

 

I know there's more but it's too early.. add more if you can think of any

[Lickable 10]

'Heh honey... what does that cloud look like?... RAIN!' - Family guy

 

'...and the funniest thing is... i don't even have a brother... it was me, i did it. I ate the sheep **** pie!' - Almost heroes

 

'We came... we saw... we kicked its ass' - Ghostbusters

 

'AI? you mean artificial intelligence?' - Matrix

 

'No way, you're a mentalist!' - Alan Partridge

 

'You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated have have got beaks.' - Alan Partridge

 

finally...

 

'You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20 ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going 'Oh why am I so massive?' and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.- Do you deny that? No, I think his silence speaks volumes. ' - Alan Partridge