Crime Wave coming to Sheffield soon

[Misty 8T 10]

I don't care for that sort of crime glorification. It's despicable really and it's coming to this city

 

yawn off.....

[achorste 10]

“Bring da mother***** ruckus” (i.e. let’s start a fight with someone)

 

“My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse” (i.e. I shoot my gun and kill someone but it’s hardly as though I’ve not done this before)

 

“Gun to his neck now, react what?

And that's one in the chamber

Wu-Tang banger, 36 styles of danger” (this is shocking and it’s coming to Sheffield unless we stop it)

 

“I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick b****” (unacceptable way to describe a person, and I don’t want youngsters to be exposed to this sort of thing)

 

I still maintain this is the best thread ever I read this in the voice of Alan Partridge.

 

Chelle-82, the guy is an intentional wind up merchant...he's quite funny in some of his threads mind you, but this one is just slightly too obvious. 6/10 only.

 

The house coat thread was a defo 9.5/10 though.

 

Just been though his back catalogue, my favourite was the "Milk Cake" saga (aka when to stop a purchase).

[DnAuK 10]

Ice T just turned 56.

 

Feel old!!!

 

I know... and he now plays a cop in Law & Order. Go figure...

[sawguitar 10]

Yeah but can check Evan's rap

[manorlady 10]

They collaborated with Cher on their last album so they may have mellowed a bit?

[Tank123 10]

amazing music by wu tang clan really pleased theyre coming what a bargain price to see them and sugarhill gang!!!

[ohmyword 10]

Well people, we have succeeded! This has been a very speedy and successful campaign. Today I learned that the main stage area is not going to be on Devonshire Green. Instead, it will be at the Ponderosa Park. This is excellent news, as it means that normal people like us can frequent the city centre without fear of being "shooted up", "merked", "popped wit caps" and whatever else these lawless urchins of the gangster rap community like to do to innocent bystanders. Those wishing to get involved in some of the bad stuff can go to the de facto ghetto of Pondersosa where the criminals will be loitering. Not ideal of course, but at least it can be contained a little better.

 

Thanks for your support in my safety campaign people.

[Sheffvlad 10]

I bet Stephen lives near the Ponderosa.

[sheffbag 230]

I agree, they're good people. They're not real criminals though. That Huey guy has a proper job as a disc jockey too (i.e. he plays records on the radio). They have fun songs and would fit into the Tramlines spirit really well.

 

You ever listened to Scooby Snacks?

[muddywolf 10]

I bet Stephen lives near the Ponderosa.

 

4 or 5 times you have mentioned Stephen now, is it a private joke or something?

[Sleeeeves 10]

Looks like the Tramlines organisers have taken heed of your warning and moved the Main Stage out of the City Centre, to Upperthorpe in fact where criminal behaviour is more commonplace...phew.

 

http://www.exposedmagazine.co.uk/homepage-calendar/2015/02/26/Tramlines_Main_Stage_To_Move_To_Ponderosa_Park/

 

Edit: Ah I see you have all heard the good news!

Edited February 26, 2015 by Sleeeeves

[DnAuK 10]

Well people, we have succeeded! This has been a very speedy and successful campaign. Today I learned that the main stage area is not going to be on Devonshire Green. Instead, it will be at the Ponderosa Park. This is excellent news, as it means that normal people like us can frequent the city centre without fear of being "shooted up", "merked", "popped wit caps" and whatever else these lawless urchins of the gangster rap community like to do to innocent bystanders. Those wishing to get involved in some of the bad stuff can go to the de facto ghetto of Pondersosa where the criminals will be loitering. Not ideal of course, but at least it can be contained a little better.

 

Thanks for your support in my safety campaign people.

 

Awesome. Excellent work. Well done. Can I ask if you're going to be running in the elections? You certainly get my vote! :c)