lyndix   10 #25 Posted March 13, 2008 She should`ve done it for charity, "A POUND A POO!" At least then it wouldn`t have been 2 years wasted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Hepstall   10 #26 Posted March 13, 2008 Quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I have heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #27 Posted March 13, 2008 You don't have mentally ill people in England?  Not to my knowledge, no    What about... you know when you go for a grunties and you read a book and you read a few chapters, and when you finally stand up, your legs have turned to jelly...?  I wonder if she had that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Tyranna   10 #28 Posted March 13, 2008 Must have had one hell of a liking for curries, I'd say...  No, seriously, she will need some serious physiotherapy after being in -well- sitting position for two years, imagine trying to go to sleep like that, for God's sake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
red_hearts   10 #29 Posted March 13, 2008 It must have been true love- her boyfriend leaving her there for two years to have an affair with the toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
adlinds   10 #30 Posted March 13, 2008 She was determined to finish that crossword. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Dozy   11 #31 Posted March 13, 2008 Perhaps she was just a big fan of Lethal Weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Zamo   10 #32 Posted March 13, 2008 Apparently it was the floater from hell and her struggles to banish the beast were made all the harder by a dodgy flush.  It was one of those ones that required two quick presses followed by one hard push and a hold. She is reported to have been devastated when one of her rescuers discovered the 'knack' at just the third attempt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Don_Kiddick   11 #33 Posted March 13, 2008 Imagine the dingleberries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mathom   10 #34 Posted March 13, 2008 Imagine the dingleberries  Yeah, she mustn't have wiped for two years. Take more than Charmin' to shift that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Don_Kiddick   11 #35 Posted March 13, 2008 Yeah, she mustn't have wiped for two years. Take more than Charmin' to shift that...  Nah! The local kids got to beat them off with sticks like a big pinyata Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
lyndix   10 #36 Posted March 13, 2008 Nah! The local kids got to beat them off with sticks like a big pinyata  URGH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...