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Everything posted by Tarquin

  1. Carly got booted off. Celebrity is on tonight
  2. Yes he did & also shortly afterwards wrote a song called "This song";)
  3. Try here-: http://www.djtees.com/tshop/store/index.asp
  4. Ive got ATMP on again at the mo' with "My Sweet Lord 2000" ringing through the speakers. I just cant get my head round the "new arrangement" to it, espcially the guitar intro:huh:
  5. Thanks to all of you Espcially Baby:thumbsup:
  6. Im thinking Im a right charmer Ja:hihi:
  7. Im thinking you know me a bit better now;)
  8. Im thinking you remember corectly:thumbsup:
  9. Im thinking Patty is correct:hihi:
  10. Im thinking Patty has been a dear friend on SF for ages:thumbsup:
  11. Im thinking yes thank you:cool:
  12. Im thinking Iam enjoying it and am still sober:hihi:
  13. Im thinking it was at another venue;)
  14. Im thinking yes, Lee is very funny:thumbsup:
  15. Im thinking I cant wait to watch me new Lee Evans DVD:clap:
  16. Im thinking how much fudge have I got left:hihi:
  17. A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44.' She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,' he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be £58.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?' He replies, 'Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50.
  18. I thought you only greased the side of the paper you put face down in the tin:huh:
  19. Im a diabetic(T2) & also take statins;some days my feet feel like Im walking on glass.
  20. I watched Market Kitchen yesterday and one of the Chefs deep fried some scallops in a beer batter; seemed to take seconds to fry. One to try I think:thumbsup:
  21. There's a sale on down at American golf from today until Monday.You have to be a member there to get the discounts.
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