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[koenigsinger 10]

poor aunt bessie is spinning in her mythical grave at all this talk of misuse of god's own pudding....

[PHIL76 10]

I once squirted two sweet little pyramids of cream on my nipples, covered my groinal area with a lettuce leaf, stuck in place with salad cream, popped a fresh strawberry in my navel and offered my other half to take a nibble.

 

The people on the checkout at Morrisons went mad.

 

You should hav gone to lidl this is just normal everyday practice i do very similar with a wholemeat wrap a garlic mushroom & a selection or frozen & tin goods