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We were :

Bloke 40, bird 27

 

When we met, Im now 45 and shes 29 and we`re perfect together.

We have the same personalities, god help us, the same sense of humour, god help the world, and the nookie is scarily good!

Ive had girlfriends who were two and three years younger than me and.. well we just didnt get on, i assume because they were marginally sane but Julie is brilliant.

Ok, she tries to kill me occasionally when I get too much for her, but who doesnt!? EVERYBODY tries to kill me eventually!

 

awww so sweet!

 

I hate blokes my own age, they drive me mad. I go for older, but not too much older! (and no money doesn't matter before you all start thinking down those lines) :thumbsup:

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Never consider yourself less than anyone, though never consider anyone less than yourself. unless they are less than yourself, then consider them less in all ways apart from been less in the way yourself feel about been less than others are less than yourself :thumbsup::confused:

 

ey? ! ? :hihi::huh:

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I heard that the ideal age for a blokes bird is half his own age plus seven.

 

For example:

 

Bloke 30, bird 22

 

Bloke 40, bird 27

 

Bloke 50, bird 32

 

To be honest, it makes me wish I was 18 again.....(do the maths....)

 

here: 18-9=9+7=16

 

lol !:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

 

so if i'm 40-20=20+7=27 that means i need to find someone who were born in the year 1979? applicants... applicants??? hehehe:D

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We were :

Bloke 40, bird 27

 

When we met, Im now 45 and shes 29

 

Jabber, you must be living in a parallel universe where blokes age quicker than women - do the maths? :huh:

If you were 40 now 45 (plus 5 years)

If she was 27 now 29 (plus 2 years)

There is definitely something strange happening here?

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Jabber, you must be living in a parallel universe where blokes age quicker than women - do the maths? :huh:

If you were 40 now 45 (plus 5 years)

If she was 27 now 29 (plus 2 years)

There is definitely something strange happening here?

I know, I know I wasnt paying attention!

 

I was 40 and she was 25. I just copied and pasted from the ops first post.

Im a lazy git :D

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