Field for testing racing lawnmower

[jamiemini 10]

Hi all,

As title suggests I'm looking for a field, pretty flat where I cAn test a racing lawn mower. There's no blades etc on it, but it can't be near houses as it's very loud.

Looking for possibly something private, so the owner of the field knows we're there!

 

Just needing to test it before the start of the race calendar.

 

Thanks

[mickey finn 12]

Sounds cool, you should post your efforts to Youtube so we can watch it.

[Starlc 11]

Race you with my flymo !

[Mr Bloke 1,445]

Hi all,

As title suggests I'm looking for a field, pretty flat where I cAn test a racing lawn mower. There's no blades etc on it, but it can't be near houses as it's very loud.

Looking for possibly something private, so the owner of the field knows we're there!

 

Just needing to test it before the start of the race calendar.

 

Thanks

Being one of the more observant posters on here, I noticed from your post that your lawnmower would seem to have a fundamental design flaw.

 

That is... it is deficient in the grass cutting department... in that it is devoid of a blade.

 

Now, I'm by no means as expert on the workings of mechanically propelled garden equipment as I imagine you yourself are, but...

 

... I don't believe that even racing a mower at breakneck speed can ever compensate for the absence of such a crucial component...

 

... and therefore your ability to harvest grass clippings will sadly be doomed to failure.

[jamiemini 10]

Being one of the more observant posters on here, I noticed from your post that your lawnmower would seem to have a fundamental design flaw.

 

That is... it is deficient in the grass cutting department... in that it is devoid of a blade.

 

Now, I'm by no means as expert on the workings of mechanically propelled garden equipment as I imagine you yourself are, but...

 

... I don't believe that even racing a mower at breakneck speed can ever compensate for the absence of such a crucial component...

 

... and therefore your ability to harvest grass clippings will sadly be doomed to failure.

 

 

 

Just to help you out with you point

 

DEFINITION OF A RACING LAWN MOWER

 

Lawnmower racing is a form of motorsport in which competitors race modified lawnmowers, usually of the ride-on or self-propelled variety. The original mower engines are retained, but blades are removed for safety

 

[Starlc 11]

Being one of the more observant posters on here, I noticed from your post that your lawnmower would seem to have a fundamental design flaw.

 

That is... it is deficient in the grass cutting department... in that it is devoid of a blade.

 

Now, I'm by no means as expert on the workings of mechanically propelled garden equipment as I imagine you yourself are, but...

 

... I don't believe that even racing a mower at breakneck speed can ever compensate for the absence of such a crucial component...

 

... and therefore your ability to harvest grass clippings will sadly be doomed to failure.

 

Lmao

 

I suppose if you cant afford to race a car and you have a old mower about then the obvious thing to do is race it ! LoL

[Jackie2141 10]

Lmao

 

I`m glad i wasn`t the only one who saw the humour in Mr Blokes post

[jamiemini 10]

Lmao

 

I suppose if you cant afford to race a car and you have a old mower about then the obvious thing to do is race it ! LoL

 

I think it's not far off price of racing a car. It's not as easy as just use a old mower lol if it was everyone would do it

[woggle 10]

Being one of the more observant posters on here, I noticed from your post that your lawnmower would seem to have a fundamental design flaw.

 

That is... it is deficient in the grass cutting department... in that it is devoid of a blade.

 

Now, I'm by no means as expert on the workings of mechanically propelled garden equipment as I imagine you yourself are, but...

 

... I don't believe that even racing a mower at breakneck speed can ever compensate for the absence of such a crucial component...

 

... and therefore your ability to harvest grass clippings will sadly be doomed to failure.

 

Post of the month :hihi:

[Alcoblog 10]

I think the OP would stand little chance against the might of the Alcocopter™.

With scythes replacing the rotors, and flying upside down, I can easily mow the Bolehills (including the bowling green!) in less than five minutes.

[woggle 10]

I think the OP would stand little chance against the might of the Alcocopter™.

With scythes replacing the rotors, and flying upside down, I can easily mow the Bolehills (including the bowling green!) in less than five minutes.

 

Any chance of a quick fly by over my garden, the first cut is due

[max 13]

Surely, if the blades are removed, it is no longer a lawnmower?

 

Much like a feather duster with the feathers removed, it's a stick or a windmill without sails, it's a stick in a field.

 

Oh, the analogies are endless.