Jabberwocky   46 #13 Posted February 7, 2011 Fart at the mere mention that they are going to play, make sure it's a sprout laden beauty, they will not want to be in the same room as you, lol  Now, farting.  We play on the floor and I lay on my side to play and I must say the farts come thick and fast!  Not thick or fast enough though because it doesnt put them off! Oh they complain and call me names but it doesnt stop the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
chimay   10 #14 Posted February 7, 2011 Sorry jabbers but I think that you need to stick at it and grow to love the game and the time it gives you with your lovely lovely family. May I also suggest games such as Mousetrap, Battling Tops, Ker Plunk and even Twister............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cressida   1,586 #15 Posted February 7, 2011 I may even add a little umlaut.... Just to totally drive people nuts!  Never mind the 'omelette' what's wrong with a cedilla oh thee of the high IQ ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #16 Posted February 7, 2011 Im not a games sort of person.  As a kid I quickly learned how to forge my mummys handwriting so I could write notes to excuse me from games and as I had no brothers or sisters near my age, I didnt get to play games. Add to that a brain that struggles to work out even the most simple of rules and it all adds up to a bit of a mess, especially if I had a coffee before hand. Coffee does strange things to my poor little frontal lobes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cressida   1,586 #17 Posted February 7, 2011 Im not a games sort of person. Coffee does strange things to my poor little frontal lobes.  You're not kidding I've read nearly all your posts:D:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #18 Posted February 7, 2011 You're not kidding I've read nearly all your posts:D:hihi:  Ohhh thats not a good thing to do! Too many and you`ll end up in Rampton! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cressida   1,586 #19 Posted February 7, 2011 Ohhh thats not a good thing to do! Too many and you`ll end up in Rampton!  There's someone called that on the forum, be very afraid:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #20 Posted February 7, 2011 Shows you how far out of the loop I am these days! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
John   11 #21 Posted February 7, 2011 Get a professional looking label printed out on computer with the following sentence: "Suitable for ages between 6 to <your age -1 year>" then stick it on the box.  Next time they ask, simply say: "I'm too old, it says so on box". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
