millhouses24 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 If you had separate bedrooms and left the kids at home you might get away with it. I'm actually fairly certain that having sex with a slave girl is allowed in Sharia law, even if you aren't married . So if you could persuade Mrs Scuba to pretend to be your slave for a few weeks (I think people become slaves when they lose in battle, so you could pretend you got her when you fought against the kingdom of Doncaster) then you would be safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phanerothyme Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 It's not like prostitution in Dubai isn't tolerated. Just be rich. Crime Free Paradise, apart from the crime. Welcome to Dubai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magilla Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It is entirely up to a sovereign state to make its own laws. Yes, it's a shame their laws tend to change depending on which hotel you're in and how much money you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Have you seen the lass invloved? Worth 30 days for a snog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 I'm actually fairly certain that having sex with a slave girl is allowed in Sharia law, even if you aren't married . So if you could persuade Mrs Scuba to pretend to be your slave for a few weeks (I think people become slaves when they lose in battle, so you could pretend you got her when you fought against the kingdom of Doncaster) then you would be safe Lol, I'm sure my OH would love being kept on a leash for a fortnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If you're a bit prudish and easily offended, perhaps a place called "Bob's Easy Diner" is best avoided. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/dubai/7446484/Briton-facing-jail-in-Dubai-for-kissing-in-public-has-no-hard-feelings.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millhouses24 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Lol, I'm sure my OH would love being kept on a leash for a fortnight. You can keep her on a leash in public. Just don't kiss her I had a look at Dubai flights and they are terribly cheap. Maybe I'll go. It would be nice to go somewhere where I am actually rewarded for my celibacy. I might ask Slimsid if he fancies coming along for the ride (or lack of ride). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yog Sothoth Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 0.4 sec on google:- Local laws and customs There is zero tolerance for drugs and alcohol Rubbish. Dubai has loads of bars and restaurants serving alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad.Malky Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Rubbish. Dubai has loads of bars and restaurants serving alcohol. Which is fine unless someone takes a dislike to you and then you are up a creek without a paddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bru-sheff Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 dont feed the troll as for the op.....as malky and snook said, surely people know about what their laws etc are BEFORE they go? and if you dont like their laws etc....go someplace else So you might say visitors to the U.K should uphold our traditions etc etc ?:banana::banana ........Didn't think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 So you might say visitors to the U.K should uphold our traditions etc etc ?:banana::banana ........Didn't think so oh dear! NOW you're going to be told you're racist. You bad evil man. Where's John x?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasia X Posted March 15, 2010 Author Share Posted March 15, 2010 They`d already been fined 180pounds after being found guilty of "being in a public place after consuming alcohol" i.e walking down the street after being in the bar.... can you believe it what a joke of a country is this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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