Farting. Is it really that serious? Share your stories!

[pudding face 10]

earlier this year i was on an aircraft when i started to doze off only to be woken up by my own loud and smelly fart.The worst thing is i was sat next to complete strangers.

[Guest Pauly]

So now they all have the story of the time they were sat next to a sleeping guy on a plane with the smelly arse. You've just made potentially hundreds of people giggle as the story spreads.....kinda like the fart probably did through the cabin.

[hmr44 10]

I sneezed at my boyfriends yesterday and a little one came out by accident I laughed for about an hour with embarrasment

 

 

EDIT - hope he doesnt read this cos I said is was squeeky floorboards!

[Godzilla 10]

With three dogs in the house, no one notices where the smell comes from. Striking a match always clears the air, but you have to know which of the little beasts you have to stand clear of.

[halevan 11]

I fart - everybody farts but I fart in front of close friends and all my immediate family!!

 

However.....my husband does not!!

 

We had our first major argument in our courting days bcoz he found out I farted in front of an ex-boyfriend but to date had not farted in front of him.....Bizarre!! Now I do all the time (we are married) but he (and his family) still do it behind the bathroom door!!

 

I find it peculiar...I told him tonight his family are wierd not mine..but with no other family to compare against....are we (my family) really that strange!!!!

 

I have standards in the workplace etc but at home I just let it OUT!!!

 

What dya think???

 

 

There was a young fella named Carter, who was the Worlds most famous farter.

He could fart anything, from God Save The King, to Beethoven's famous sonata !!!

[peterw 10]

To fart to fart

It is no crime,

It gives the bowels ease.

It warms the bed

On a frosty night

And suffocates the fleas.

[peterw 10]

To fart to fart

It is no crime,

It gives the bowels ease.

It warms the bed

On a frosty night

And suffocates the fleas.

[peterw 10]

To fart to fart

It is no crime,

It gives the bowels ease.

It warms the bed on a frosty night

And suffocates the fleas.

[Lester_Bigot 10]

I fart - everybody farts but I fart in front of close friends and all my immediate family!!

 

However.....my husband does not!!

 

We had our first major argument in our courting days bcoz he found out I farted in front of an ex-boyfriend but to date had not farted in front of him.....Bizarre!! Now I do all the time (we are married) but he (and his family) still do it behind the bathroom door!!

 

I find it peculiar...I told him tonight his family are wierd not mine..but with no other family to compare against....are we (my family) really that strange!!!!

 

I have standards in the workplace etc but at home I just let it OUT!!!

 

What dya think???

 

 

 

Well I say, this thread is an utter disgrace, why is it not removed ???

 

No seriously, fartings OK, as long as you don't accidently poo yourself by accident when doing one in public

[RiffRaff 10]

...and it's worldwide, of course.

The (in)famous BBC Radio 4 news announcement of a few years ago that "The Turds are gathering on the Kurkish border...."

[Homeslice 10]

Do you frown upon people, mainly strangers guffing in public, or do you take no notice of this natural bodily function? If your with your loved one, do you hold it in or are you `relaxed` enough to let out a little tommy squeaker? Do you enjoy farting on you own and take pride in the catastrphic effects upon the nasal passages of friends and family?

 

NB. Women need not reply. They dont trump because its un-lady like.

 

Regards

[KJ_VENOM 10]

just let it rip!!!!

 

btw funny fart scene in a movie Blazing Saddles, watch the campfire scene with subtitles on i did once on bbc dont know if its the same on the dvd but to see ffffrrrrrrpppppppt on screen made me chuckle