martyn1949 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 We...sorry, they.....could colonise Mars. Can't make the atmosphere worse, cos there ain't any. Well, actually, there is..96% carbon dioxide, some nitrogen, some water vapour, and an abverage pressure of 13-18 mb, compared to 1000 mb here on Earth.. but there is an atmosphere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 Well, actually, there is..96% carbon dioxide, some nitrogen, some water vapour, and an abverage pressure of 13-18 mb, compared to 1000 mb here on Earth.. but there is an atmosphere.... Changed since I was last there then. Suitable for the survival of lower lifeforms such as the ASBO strain would you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Asbo's are a very effective method of scumbags keeping score as to who is the most offensive, socially inept and vile amongst thier wretched peers. "I'm banned from Foxhill, Gleadless, Crookes, Commonside, Norton Lees, Hillsborough, Stannington, City Centre, Ranmoor and Crystal Peaks!" "You b*stard! I've not managed to get Norton Lees yet!" It takes the mick, scumbags with scorecards ........ all sponsored by my damned taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 It takes the mick, scumbags with scorecards ........ all sponsored by my damned taxes. When it would be cheaper to airlift them, 100 at a time, and dump them in the crater of Krakatoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Lets go balls out Saxon, We'll drop them in Basra and Helmand. On the bright side it'll solve out problem and it'll give the septics something to shoot at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 Lets go balls out Saxon, We'll drop them in Basra and Helmand. On the bright side it'll solve out problem and it'll give the septics something to shoot at Don't fancy the 'balls out' idea. Anything that isn't tied down, secured, or out of sight will probably get nicked by one of the filth. Like the Basra idea though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan_Vesta Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Don't fancy the 'balls out' idea. Anything that isn't tied down, secured, or out of sight will probably get nicked by one of the filth. Like the Basra idea though. Sorry - Balls out is a bit of a cliqueish joke to mean going hell for leather. You're quite right, the little scumbags would steal my sperm count given the chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daven Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 In Miiddlesbrough they display the photos of those with ASBO's on the sides and backs of buses ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom3t0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 y0u can get publicity too! i want one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyesey Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 In Miiddlesbrough they display the photos of those with ASBO's on the sides and backs of buses ! Which is supposed to shame them, but actually gives them pride. Answer - if you breach an ASBO, two weeks inside. Of course, we'd need to bulid about twice as many prisons as we currently have, and no government seems prepared to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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