Small Men.

[RollingJ 2,057]

2 minutes ago, The_DADDY said:

Are you sure you can reach the phone table to make the call? 

OOOOOH - I really will have to report you for sizeism!!🤣

[hackey lad 3,991]

16 minutes ago, The_DADDY said:

Are you sure you can reach the phone table to make the call? 

He could stand on a copy of the Yellow Pages .

[RollingJ 2,057]

1 minute ago, hackey lad said:

He could stand on a copy of the Yellow Pages .

What's that?😀

[carosio 186]

4 hours ago, Padders said:

If I wanted a secretary, I'd get someone who could type and wouldn't care how long her legs were, or if she had sumptuous breasts.

err...err....err...but... but...   yes, totally agree!

[zach 235]

I think padders got ripped to bits by a 'small man' in ASDA, and decided to write a very funny story to ease his humiliation.

 

 

Come on padders...admit it. You got mouthy and the little bloke leathered you didn't he? 😂

 

[Padders 2,881]

7 minutes ago, zach said:

I think padders got ripped to bits by a 'small man' in ASDA, and decided to write a very funny story to ease his humiliation.

 

 

Come on padders...admit it. You got mouthy and the little bloke leathered you didn't he? 😂

 

Very good Mr. Zach.

That exercised my chuckle muscles.   .

[zach 235]

5 minutes ago, Padders said:

Very good Mr. Zach.

That exercised my chuckle muscles.   .

Thank you Mr. Padders. Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humour.

 

 

(Apologies for the lowercase 'P' in my first reply)

 

[Padders 2,881]

3 minutes ago, zach said:

Thank you Mr. Padders. Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humour.

 

 

(Apologies for the lowercase 'P' in my first reply)

 

Apology accepted Mr. zach.

[crookesey 635]

14 hours ago, hackey lad said:

He could stand on a copy of the Yellow Pages .

Going back to the 70’s stacked heels and platform soles could have been the answer to his height deficiency, failing that he might find a pogo stick in a charity shop. 🤭

[crookesey 635]

15 hours ago, RollingJ said:

OOOOOH - I really will have to report you for sizeism!!🤣

Well I’ve got 12 inches, but I don’t use it as a rule. 😉

[*Wallace* 333]

I love this one.