Big Breasts Are No Big Deal.

[hackey lad 3,991]

46 minutes ago, Mister M said:

I wonder if Chesty Morgan is still alive....

[hackey lad 3,991]

Great thread Padders . You’re doing well since you came back . Hope you can keep it up. 

[Padders 2,881]

3 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Great thread Padders . You’re doing well since you came back . Hope you can keep it up. 

It's difficult Hackey. but I do try...

[Mr Bloke 1,445]

4 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Great thread Padders . You’re doing well since you came back . Hope you can keep it up. 

Hmmm...

I suspect that is soon to become the contents of another forum thread!

[hackey lad 3,991]

Just now, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm...

I suspect that is soon to become the contents of another forum thread!

Hope so 😀

[Padders 2,881]

19 hours ago, hackey lad said:

Great thread Padders . You’re doing well since you came back . Hope you can keep it up. 

Well I do need advice on that topic Hackey.....

And what better place to seek it than asking the SF experts.

Of course I realize it's a very sensitive and embarrassing subject, but it's not unusual.

Anyway I did visit my Docs, and explained my problem.

After a short examination, he diagnosed me with "MYCOXAFLOPIN"

He then advised me to try Viagra as a possible cure.

 

I've tried Miracle Grow, and I've tried taking iron tablets, but they just spin me round and point me North..

Now I'm not a stuck up kind of guy, so I thought I'll give this Viagra a try.

After researching this pill, I've found out some disadvantages?

One old guy at my local told me to take Viagra with Prune Juice, Not ruddy likely, I'll not know if I'm coming or going..

 

Another thing that worries me, if I overdose and drop dead, how will they get the Casket lid to close.

And another problem that greatly worries me is, what if Flapper pecked and swallowed one? I'd be very worried that he might injure himself trying to get my frozen chicken legs apart!

 

By the way Hackey, 

I don't actually need this pill for sexual encounters, My dream is to become a Stand Up comedian, and summat to stop me from rolling out of bed at night........

Any help would be appreciated, thanks.

 

[The_DADDY 3,479]

On 05/02/2024 at 13:07, Padders said:

I've been mildly startled by the attitude of many women who seem to want to get their breasts reupholstered.

And why do magazines and newspapers pay big money to publish a photograph of a girl sunbathing topless?

I'm saying that Big breasts are no big deal.

On the face of it, that's true, how can they be a big deal when half the world has them?

I'll tell you how, it's because the other half can't really think of anything else.

In a list of stuff that matters most to man, breasts appear at No 4 after Football, Oxygen and Food.

Breasts fascinate men, they can't imagine why women don't spend all day at home playing with them, because if men had them, that's what they would do.

Men wonder if they are sad, milky or pointy, or do they look like deflated Zeppelins or dried fish.

 

Many women say that when their at work or out socializing, they get fed up with men who talk to their chest rather than their face...Well, I would like to say here and now that I do not do that.... I'd like to say that, but I cannot, because on occasions I can't help it.

It's a bit like Pattricia having a quiet moment on her laptop searching the internet for a full-frontal picture of George Clooney.

 

Women's liberationists argued that by burning their bras they were freeing themselves from the shackles of history and propelling themselves through the glass ceiling , and this received a great deal of support from male observers, all of whom were equally keen for bra-less women to be seen everywhere.

Were things different in the Victorian times? 

The Victorians were idiotically prudish and got it into their tiny minds that the ankle and shoulder should be concealed beneath many layers of velvet, steel, and wood, yet despite this, it was absolutely fine to turn up a reception for the King himself in the sort of top that even Katy Price would find "Too revealing"

 

Men have been exposed to breasts for centuries, many were brought up on them, they see them every day in the nations best selling newspapers and girly mags, on the internet, and even on the coldest Saturday night in Newcastle.. They are everywhere, on the beach, in the office on a hot day, they should be as sexual as moths, but they aren't!

Breasts are no big deal, so why do women buy bras that lift and separate and do all sorts of other things, why queue round the block to have em reupholstered?

Big deal or no deal, 

Your thoughts..........

 

 

My thoughts?

You've outdone yourself with this post Padders. 

Very funny and one of your best yet.

Keep em coming 👏👏👏

[Jeffrey Shaw 90]

On 06/02/2024 at 15:23, The_DADDY said:

Keep em coming

Oo, er...

[rudds1 102]

On 05/02/2024 at 15:59, Padders said:

It's difficult Hackey. but I do try...

Less drink might help 😂😂

[Alextopman 1,434]

As far as Breasts go I've always been a sucker for them myself.

[hackey lad 3,991]

4 hours ago, Alextopman said:

As far as Breasts go I've always been a sucker for them myself.

You bugger , I've been thinking of posting that for days but thought it might be a bit rude for some on here .

[Cyclunt 60]

I dont mind a big pair of knockers. To be honest, they are a fact of life. Good grief, when I was a tub of lard a few years back, even I had a pair. Theres nothing wrong with them at all. I do find that ladies who have the implants do look a bit strange and unnatural, but its their bits to do as they please with.