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[mojoworking 10]

Originally posted by buck

There are people in Oceana other than Aussies. They may talk like Aussies, and their flag may be very similar unless you're an astronomer. But they have class, unlike the descendants of the scum of Newgate. They are New Zealanders, and they win rugby matches and great sailing races, and rarely if ever drink Fosters, Strilian fer beer.

 

You forgot the most important part: Kiwis only use 2 of the 5 vowels. "u". "i" and "a" are interchangeable in New Zealand, hence "fish and chips" is pronounced "fush and chups," for example.

 

It's hilarious once you're aware of it. They just can't help themselves. If you ever get a chance to see a New Zealand news broadcast, it's like watching a comedy show.

[Rich 12]

Originally posted by ANGELUS

What is it with Burberry?

Its fooking minging and I would not be seen dead in it.

 

Its not like CK or Armani really is it?

 

Going back to chavs again, what is it with us in this country trying to copy america???

 

We now have gangs on our streets, like the US does except the US gangs dress better and are actually quite hard.. we now have 'cruises' and people modding up their cars- trying to emulate The Fast & The Furious.

 

I find it quite sad.

 

It is sad but as long as the powers that be on both sides of the big Pond are up each other's arse, that's the way it'll remain...

[poppins 10]

Originally posted by ANGELUS

What is it with Burberry?

Its fooking minging and I would not be seen dead in it.

 

Its not like CK or Armani really is it?

 

Going back to chavs again, what is it with us in this country trying to copy america???

 

We now have gangs on our streets, like the US does except the US gangs dress better and are actually quite hard.. we now have 'cruises' and people modding up their cars- trying to emulate The Fast & The Furious.

 

I find it quite sad.

 

I always thought Burberry was an English thing !

[indie_sheff 10]

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs.htm

[Lestat 10]

This is a tad silly but - who else starts singing the Lisa Stansfield song when they read the title of this thread?

 

Chavs around the world, and I, I , I - I cant find my car now!

[spartacus 10]

Here's a Chav Site I came across. Movies of Chav hero 'Devvo' in full colour (burberry).

 

Devvo the SuperChav

[spinny 10]

sorry if posted befor, but did search and did not find it. mate sent me this and i think its funny.

 

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

 

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

 

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

 

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

 

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

 

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

 

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

 

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

 

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

 

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

 

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

 

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

 

13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

 

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

 

15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A

 

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

 

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

 

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll sc**w anything.

 

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

 

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

 

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

 

22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

 

23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

[biggan 10]

they are good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

you got any more

 

lmao at most of them!

[WintersMist 10]

They are SOOOOOOOOO funny! And so CORRECT! I laughed so hard....still giggling now....

 

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Guest]

nice

[redrobbo 10]

Where were you in the line-up robbie? Or were you just taking the piccies?

[jayjay 10]

Where did she get that hat ?