Coronation Street thread

[Padders]

The problem I have with Corrie at the moment is,

I watch the old episodes on ITV 3  at 2-50pm, this is leaving me rather confused .

I keep expecting Len Fairclough, Ena Sharples, Jack Duckworth and the like to keep popping in the corner shop..

 

[Rockers rule]

Laugh, YES I actually laughed at Corri last night and it wasn't the dodgy story lines or poor actin.

 

Mary's arranging Crusty, sorry, Norris's funeral.

Mary want's a Bagpiper to see the lad off'

What ever the deaf ladies name is doesn't want that and makes her feelings known.

 

Mary, eloquent  reply of "at least you won't have to listen to it" 'll have the PC brigade up in arms.

For me it was the funniest thing on't telly all night🧐 keep up the good work.

 

Might start watching it on a regular basis if they're introducing an 🐘 of humour into it

 

Keep safe. 

Watch responsibly. 

[Padders]

On 17/09/2021 at 09:25, Rockers rule said:

Laugh, YES I actually laughed at Corri last night and it wasn't the dodgy story lines or poor actin.

 

Mary's arranging Crusty, sorry, Norris's funeral.

Mary want's a Bagpiper to see the lad off'

What ever the deaf ladies name is doesn't want that and makes her feelings known.

 

Mary, eloquent  reply of "at least you won't have to listen to it" 'll have the PC brigade up in arms.

For me it was the funniest thing on't telly all night🧐 keep up the good work.

 

Might start watching it on a regular basis if they're introducing an 🐘 of humour into it

 

Keep safe. 

Watch responsibly. 

Bit dramatic tonight Rocker,

Now I'm a big fan of Corrie, but tonight's 1st episode was total drivel...

Far fetched, is putting it mildly.

[Rockers rule]

15 hours ago, Padders said:

Bit dramatic tonight Rocker,

Now I'm a big fan of Corrie, but tonight's 1st episode was total drivel...

Far fetched, is putting it mildly.

Hello Padders.

Unfortunately/ or fortunately as it turned out, I only caught the part when two of the characters fell into a big hole.

See, if I had been a script writer I'd have made the two characters the first part of one big 'Conga' line taking the cast of Emmerdale, Holly Oaks & EastEnders in with them 

 

Sorted 

[Padders]

13 minutes ago, Rockers rule said:

Hello Padders.

Unfortunately/ or fortunately as it turned out, I only caught the part when two of the characters fell into a big hole.

See, if I had been a script writer I'd have made the two characters the first part of one big 'Conga' line taking the cast of Emmerdale, Holly Oaks & EastEnders in with them 

 

Sorted 

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[Padders]

Mind the sinkhole,

Harvey's about to kill leanne, oops he's fell down a sinkhole,

Abi's about to shoot Corey, oops she's fell down a sinkhole,

Jenny's fell down a sinkhole,

David's house looks like falling into a sinkhole,

Looks like Rockers wish is coming true, everybody is falling into sinkhole's.

Laughable drivel,

Stay safe,

Mind the gap!

 

[Rockers rule]

1 hour ago, Padders said:

Mind the sinkhole,

Harvey's about to kill leanne, oops he's fell down a sinkhole,

Abi's about to shoot Corey, oops she's fell down a sinkhole,

Jenny's fell down a sinkhole,

David's house looks like falling into a sinkhole,

Looks like Rockers wish is coming true, everybody is falling into sinkhole's.

Laughable drivel,

Stay safe,

Mind the gap!

 

On the advice of my Solicitor Clapum Inda Smoki.

I'm pleading Guilty (on the grounds of diminished responsibility).

I watched the thing (as I watched both episodes the diminished responsibility defence can not but succeed ).

Where to start?

I don't know the characters name, but having NOT succeeded in convincing the people in the bar they are in imminent danger of the whole place collapsing into the ground  ------  stops there himself .  Me I'd be off.

The funniest two parts of the whole nonsense?

Holes are appearing, people are disappearing down them, so, the safest thing to do is to stand on the edge and or climb into them.

BUT.

the Gun that almost 'floated' out of the reach of Harvey has to go down as my favourite moment. 

 

HTSBO reckons the tall mysterious person in white is Rick returning from the dead.

 

Me I give up, I'm back in't garage.

 

Keep safe.

 

 

 

 

[Padders]

33 minutes ago, Rockers rule said:

 

 

Me I give up, I'm back in't garage.

 

Keep safe.

 

 

 

 

Make sure you don't stand in any "oil"

Stay safe,

Keep upright.

[Padders]

Come on Rocker, lock garage up, get comfortable with HTMBO, and get ready for another gripping episode of Corrie..

Hope it's stopped raining, if not it must be the longest storm on record, started Monday and was still raging late on Wednesday..

Climate change?

Stay safe,

Stay tuned.

[Rockers rule]

14 hours ago, Padders said:

Come on Rocker, lock garage up, get comfortable with HTMBO, and get ready for another gripping episode of Corrie..

Hope it's stopped raining, if not it must be the longest storm on record, started Monday and was still raging late on Wednesday..

Climate change?

Stay safe,

Stay tuned.

Thank you Padders.

I missed it, but HTSBO tells me I can watch it something called ITV+

She's so good to me, I wouldn't know what to do with out her .

 

Keep safe out there.