Dead frog outside primary school

[Sir_Nigel 10]

Allo Everyeebodee!,

I am a crazee Frenchperson and I ‘eard that there is a dead frurg lying dead in ze road. ‘Mon dieu!’ I exclaimed because as a crazee Frenchperson I lurve ze frurg legs and would very much like to claim ze delicious frurg legs for myself. You can ‘ave ze frurg body as everyone knows le frurg body eez poisonous and vile and I think maybe many small children ‘ave already poked it with lolly sticks and said eeeuugh.

 

However, ze legs are mine!

 

Bon appetit

[RazorSHarp 10]

People, please show a little respect. The Frogs family and friends may read this forum.

 

Any more speculation and bans will be issued !!

[Ashcroft 19]

asking for trouble

:D:hihi:

[Pook 10]

this is a toadally inappropriate reaction. I'm hopping mad.

[clevercow 10]

well as a mark of respect i shall definatly be having toad in the hole tonight..... :)

[DUFFEMS 56]

Oh, goodness me, it's only a frog that croaked, get a life!

 

RIP and condolences to the family btw.

[droplink 10]

i think his family lived on froggat lane, they are currently being informed by the RSPCA who have issed a wanted poster by the killer who was seen feeling the crime:

 

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01356/mobility-scooter_1356452i.jpg

[DUFFEMS 56]

well as a mark of respect i shall definatly be having toad in the hole tonight..... :)

 

I know where you can get the toad, there's one going for nowt outside a primary school, minus the legs of course as some French bloke (earlier post) has had the legs.

[Jenjenz 10]

I'm not sure why this was thread-worthy but I will take this opportunity to add that I did genuinely see an upturned dead frog outside the Italian restaurant in Hillsborough on Saturday.

 

It's raining frogs, like in the X Files

[alex3659 11]

They are having a rememberance service at Toads Mouth Derbyshire followed by a wake at the Frog and Parrot.

 

Only the Parrot will be there.

[Andy394 10]

What about the tadpoles???????

Dear god won't somebody please think of the tadpoles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alex3659 11]

I'm not sure why this was thread-worthy but I will take this opportunity to add that I did genuinely see an upturned dead frog outside the Italian restaurant in Hillsborough on Saturday.

 

It's raining frogs, like in the X Files

 

The mussels must have been off.