saxon51 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Just heard on the news that Wednesday are thinking of signing three new black players. Â One will be doubling up as youth coach and is expected to play with the kids on occasion.......M. Jackson I think he's called. Â One is the new No.1 goalie called R. Charles, and the third is a defender called S. Wonder. Â Sturrock reckons that Charles and Wonder should see the team to the play offs, and Jackson - when not playing for the first team - will familiarise the youngsters with things like 'dribbling', 'holding their own' in a confined space, and 'handling an opponent's tackle'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestat Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 About as funny as watching united. very! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Why thanks Lestat, I bow to your compliments.........It was a compliment wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestat Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Q: Why does Warnock keep visiting Argos? Â A: Because that's the only way he can pick up any Premier points! Â Â A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?" "Because he beats me" said the little boy. "Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge. Because she beats me aswell. "Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?" The little boy replied" I would like to live with Sheffield United, because they don't beat anyone!!" Â Â Q: What's the difference between a blade and a supermarket trolley? Â A: The trolley has a mind of it's own. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Very good, Â Now that's what I call banter......the way it should be. Â Which reminds me, have they managed to sell all those yo-yos in the Owls shop yet? You know, the faulty ones that go down ok, but take ages to come back up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellis Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Originally posted by markham Just heard on the news that Wednesday are thinking of signing three new black players. Â One will be doubling up as youth coach and is expected to play with the kids on occasion.......M. Jackson I think he's called. Â One is the new No.1 goalie called R. Charles, and the third is a defender called S. Wonder. Â Sturrock reckons that Charles and Wonder should see the team to the play offs, and Jackson - when not playing for the first team - will familiarise the youngsters with things like 'dribbling', 'holding their own' in a confined space, and 'handling an opponent's tackle'. Â schamore mo fo:loopy: :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Come on, it wasn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushup Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Lestat Wednesday obviously play much more attractive football because they get bigger crowds, bigger crowds mean more people prefer watching Wednesday to United and therefore they must be better at football otherwise we'd have less crowds than the piggies! Â Is this some kind of a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushup Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Lestat No disrespect to all you piggies of Bramall lane, but I've won my arguement - I've made a United fan tell the forum that Wednesday ARE the bigger & better club in sheffield and thats all it needed. Â SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY ARE THE BEST! :clap: Â No, you didn't make a united fan tell the forum that wednesday are bigger or better. Â You twist peoples words and are very selective in your editing. Â Perhaps you could work for the bbc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottf Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Its pretty obvious that we are dealing with a very immature boy who can't admit facts about his team when there put infront of his face plain and simple. we all used to do it when we were 12 or 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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