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What's your favourite euphemism for flatulating?

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I'm quite partial to the term "botty cough".

 

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My oh usually asks if i've **** myself, but I do suffer terribly with wind

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"Love puff" :)

How sweet! A friend told me that's what his mum says.

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laid an egg.

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Who just "cut the cheese"?

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I just fart, or trouser cough, or botty burp

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gas attack, let rip, ripsnorter

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Years ago my Mum used to call it "plumping"

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my favoured term for the lower end basso profundo of flatulent outporings is "letting clack"

I let clack

he lets clack

we all let clack!

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