phoppy1 Â Â 10 #1 Posted December 10, 2015 Question, How do you tell the time using seagulls . Answer, it's always 1335hrs when they appear on the streets around HindeHouse School cleaning up the food that the pupils throw on the floor every weekday !! But then again it's slightly better than leaving it for the rats . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mr Bloke   1,445 #2 Posted December 10, 2015 Question, How do you tell the time using seagulls . Answer, it's always 1335hrs when they appear on the streets around HindeHouse School cleaning up the food that the pupils throw on the floor every weekday !! But then again it's slightly better than leaving it for the rats . Is it part of a new Veolia initiative to use a cheap migrant workforce to carry out the menial jobs that our own indigenous Sheffield pigeons wouldn't leave their coops for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mamtora   10 #3 Posted December 10, 2015 No such bird as a "seagull". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
phoppy1 Â Â 10 #4 Posted December 10, 2015 Sorry Mamtora the correct Latin name for them is Chippus Gullius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
cgksheff   44 #5 Posted December 10, 2015 No such bird as a "seagull".  Pendant!   . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
richkent   10 #6 Posted December 10, 2015 No such bird as a "seagull".  But there is a brand of watch called Seagull which is ironic considering the thread title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Johnnybrew   12 #7 Posted December 10, 2015 Cgksheff, do you mean 'pedant'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hyper   10 #8 Posted December 10, 2015 Cgksheff, do you mean 'pedant'?  he meant pendant as on a clock .... timepiece ... gerritt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Alcoblog   10 #9 Posted December 10, 2015 he meant pendant as on a clock .... timepiece ... gerritt? I hate to be an independent pedant, but that's dependent on wether you mean pendant or pendulum. Until your (hopefully) pending proclamation, I remain pedent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
horribleblob   214 #10 Posted December 10, 2015 Question, How do you tell the time using seagulls . Answer, it's always 1335hrs when they appear on the streets around HindeHouse School cleaning up the food that the pupils throw on the floor every weekday !! But then again it's slightly better than leaving it for the rats .  On the plus side, the gulls will be keeping the rat population in check.  One can't help worrying about the future pupils of Hinde House though: "...campaigner warns that seagulls will start killing babies..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
shanes teeth   10 #11 Posted December 10, 2015 No such bird as a "seagull".  Is there such a bird as a tit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
bullerboY Â Â 10 #12 Posted December 10, 2015 There the ones who frequent the grounds of Sheffield Wednesday I reckon shanes teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...