kidley   48 #1045 Posted August 21, 2013 Dont jump art-a fat into fire = dont change things and make um worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rossyrooney   12 #1046 Posted August 21, 2013 Phhhffftt, listen tu cat callin kettle grimy arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Yorkiepixie   10 #1047 Posted August 21, 2013 Phhhffftt, listen tu cat callin kettle grimy arse.  Pot calling the kettle, surely... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
old tup   30 #1048 Posted August 21, 2013 "Ar wunt touch her wi a steralised bargepole!"=Translated"I think the young lady is a bit of a slapper!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Bypassblade   10 #1049 Posted August 21, 2013 Tha'd stand for three card trick.^^^^^^ same as above^^^^^^  Tha wants ma peg. said to someone who had done wrong.  To which the usual reply was " ah might deserve it burra don't want it".  ^^^^^^^^^Tha'll stand for egg under t' hat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rossyrooney   12 #1050 Posted August 21, 2013 Phhhffftt, listen tu cat callin kettle grimy arse.  Pot calling the kettle, surely...   Thy ant seen ar cat.:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Yorkiepixie   10 #1051 Posted August 21, 2013 "Ar wunt touch her wi a steralised bargepole!"=Translated"I think the young lady is a bit of a slapper!"  And then there's the similarly-uncomplimentary: "I wun't touch her wi' thine!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Bypassblade   10 #1052 Posted August 21, 2013 I wonder how many men in the pubs still use the term going t' back, I ask as I still do.... or going to point Percy @ the porcelain.  ---------- Post added 21-08-2013 at 18:33 ----------  Ah'll warm tha chuffin arse fo thee Ahm gunna wang thi chuffin ear oyl when tha comes in this ouse laddo.  Or that old favourite of parents, tha'll not sit for a week wen I've done wi thi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #1053 Posted August 21, 2013 Or that old favourite of parents, tha'll not sit for a week wen I've done wi thi  In our house my mother would threaten us that we'd "not sit dahn for a month o' Sundays!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Bypassblade   10 #1054 Posted August 21, 2013 In our house my mother would threaten us that we'd "not sit dahn for a month o' Sundays!"  Obviously PT your mum was harder than mine :hihi:, got to say she's the only person that REALLY scared us 4 lads our mum, bless her heart.  Pete Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #1055 Posted August 21, 2013 Obviously PT your mum was harder than mine :hihi:, got to say she's the only person that REALLY scared us 4 lads our mum, bless her heart. Pete  Mother's word was law. "Woe betide yer" (as she often said) if you misbehaved or did something she had said not to do!  "Ah sh'll mek t' third man" was another one she used if my sister and I were squabbling. (often coupled with "Ah sh'll knock BOTH thi eee'ads together in a minute, if yer don't gee-owwer!") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Yorkiepixie   10 #1056 Posted August 21, 2013 A threat in our house was: "I'll knock thee int' t' middle a next week!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...