Ultimate singles thread - Part III

[duffman 10]

Do we have to bring our own nets?

 

I cut up my nets and started to wear them, made no difference even on the weekends. I then put them up underneath my curtains, all the neighbours moved away. Not my lucky nets.

[Celestial 10]

Seems all ur birthdays and christmas's come all at once

 

To make it a match made in heavan all u need to b is a female biker

 

I prefer being drove round in flash cars, not bikes.

[DON. 10]

I prefer being drove round in flash cars, not bikes.

 

 

which woman doesn't

 

Thanks anyway

[cuteblonde 10]

Well I'm still single, if anyone's interested. I like elderly men with huge bank accounts and serious heart conditions - anyone out there for me?

[jibbs1977 10]

Well I'm still single, if anyone's interested. I like elderly men with huge bank accounts and serious heart conditions - anyone out there for me?

 

Im single elderly and rob banks for a living with a heart of gold .

[cuteblonde 10]

Im single elderly and rob banks for a living with a heart of gold .

 

hi rob. are you any relation to lisa banks who went to Chaucer school round about 1990?

[jibbs1977 10]

hi rob. are you any relation to lisa banks who went to Chaucer school round about 1990?

 

yeah thats me he he he.

[hamatik 10]

Here's me:

 

Male

22

Fairly tall (6' 1")

 

I like..... reading, most modernish music, slightly diverse films that make you think, eating, drinking, breathing etc.

 

I'd prefer a slightly older woman as most of them my age are more into the latest phone than the interesting aspects of life. Also I would like a woman that could cook as I struggle to boil an egg.

 

I'm not asking for much, am I?

[Conspirator 10]

Sat bored at work so thought I'd stick something on here for a laugh!

 

Male, 19, VERY into music (seeing/listening/writing/performing), also good nights out, travelling, the occasional football match, long & winding conversations at ridiculous hours of the morning and generally having a good time!

 

Looking for someone to share some good times with, see some gigs with, get lost in twilight ramblings with, all that sort of stuff really!

[mr_busdriver 10]

 

I like elderly men with huge Moles and serious heart conditions - anyone out there for me?

 

 

 

 

Why? ..........

[*star1* 10]

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[*_ash_* 88]

Tried to PM you but your inbox was fullll

Blimey, maybe this thread works afterall