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ahhh ty well i didnt realise they cost so much,but I knew as soon as I saw him ,I said to the other half hes comming home to mummy lol ive fell head over heels in love with him spent all saturday night watching the clock till 9 am on sunday morning so I could call and see him to find out they didnt open till 11 am but rang every 5 mins to see if they would answer and tell them not to let him go before i got there .I got out of the car and ran to the reception and out of breath said ive come to see mason lol I was like a love sick mother he is soooooooo adorable

he's got to have his bits off and the home checks got to be done so about 3 weeks.

iVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY COST AT ALL ,THATS NOT EVEN THE ISSUE i JUST KNEW WHEN I SAW HIM HE HAD TO BE COMMING HOME WITH ME ,IT WAS JUST BY CHANCE WE STOPPED .WE HAD NEVER EVER STOPPED THERE BEFORE IM COUNTING THE DAYS TO HIM COMMING HOME NOW

Ok they are on ill be taking more at the weekend when i go to see him

ok ill pop them on photobucket i cant wait to fetch hime home

if i knew how too I would hes only six months old it had to be fate we was there that day,hes adorable here is mason my new french bulldog

We were passing the thornbury animal sanctuary on saturday,we have passed hundreds of times before but on saturday we called in and we had a look round and on our way out we saw a french bulldog.I just happened to ask if he was up for adoption and was told yes he was ,well that sealed it .I told the guy walking him id be back for him the next day.So sunday we were at the gates as they opened and now hes comming home to me he had won my heart as soon as I saw him I have had dogs all my life but never a french bulldog can anyone tell me anything about them plz

LOL IT DID LAST NIGHT LOLOLOLOL

My other half was an officer there lol great pss ups in the officers room.kNOW SIMON DUNN VERY WELL HEHEHEHE

excuse me shefffy has been in hospital so foxy wind your neck in ok .

when does she need this lift i remember jackie i may be able to help

i live in the mill near the canibis grower lololol

Carcraft got done by the t s for falsifiying doccuments last year

the old phrasee MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN GO OUT IN THE MID DAY SUN LOLOLOLOL

where abouts are you plz

Virgin are useless full stop lololololol

You can block withheld numbers they get round that by using the international code system I asked virgin about this they said they were unable to stop them so i now use different tactics on them now and they call do get less after a time I even put a cd on for them and go out shopping well at least they can`t say i never entertain them lololololol

THIS IS WHAT WERE USED TO SAY AT GRIMESTHORPE THE TALE OF CUSTARD THE DRAGON By Ogden Nash Copyright Linell Nash Smith and Isabel Nash Eberstadt Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled till she shook the house, And Blink said Week!, which is giggling for a mouse, Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age, When Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound, And Mustard growled, and they all looked around. Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda, For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda. Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right, And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright, His beard was black, one leg was wood; It was clear that the pirate meant no good. Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help! But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp, Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household, And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed. But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine, Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon, With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm. The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon, And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon, He fired two bullets but they didn't hit, And Custard gobbled him, every bit. Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him, No one mourned for his pirate victim Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate Around the dragon that ate the pyrate. Belinda still lives in her little white house, With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse, And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon, And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs, Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.

It wwas the elves and the gobblins that did it

lolololololololololololololol I love it nice one

Asda does it

Today I got a call from the Indian call centre in Mumbi well I said hang on and right on cue the go compare advert came on so I turned up the tv to full volume and played the go compare song to them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo.I was laughing so hard I nearlly peed me knickers,my other half said what the hell is going on I said its that nice man from mumbi calling about insurance bless his little cotton (bet he dont bloody call again )lolololololol

Virgin are a nightmare ,they still havent got our 50 mg right since last august and havent a clue how to fix it they, have told us that were too far away from the box on one occassion the box is lest than 10 feet from my home ,lol I told them they couldnt organise a p**s up in a brewary lololol

nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i guess i m gonna eat some worms… short fat slimey ones, long thin curly ones, see how they wiggle and squirm So bite off their heads and bite off their tails and throw their skins away how on earth can anybody live on a thousand worms a day?

Well I was on a bus last week ,I dont normally catch the bus but thought Im poppinginto town so instead of trying to find a parking space I got the bus.It was actually very pleasent till we got to darnell then the bus driver started swearing and generally being an arse. I wondered why he was doing this then he shouted some rasist comment then I understood why .If these so called bus drivers didnt want other cultures on the bus ,WY THE HELL IS HE A BUS DRIVER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR .