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shedevil

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  1. lolololololol now thats a classic reply he can use mine too if hes been driving over three years has insurance and £15.000
  2. Be careful selling too much they then class you as a business even when your not I know they tried this with me
  3. I was an avid book reader and loved poetry so this is my poem I remember most of all Love's Philosophy Search on this Page: The fountains mingle with the river And the rivers with the ocean, The winds of Heaven mix for ever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single, All things by a law divine In one spirit meet and mingle - Why not I with thine? See the mountains kiss high Heaven And the waves clasp one another; No sister-flower would be forgiven If it disdained its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea - What are all these kissings worth If thou kiss not me? shelley
  4. now you bite of there heads and you suck out the juice andyou throw there skins away nobody knows how the teacher survives on a hundred worms a day
  5. lolololthey were school yard poems as the worm song was lol
  6. My aunty mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers when she f**ted down it darted from the leg of her drawers
  7. oLD MOTHER REILEY TRIED TO MILK A COW oLD MOTHER REILEY DIDNT KNOW HOW SHE PULLED ITS TAIL INSTEAD IF ITS TIT AND OLD MOTHER REILEY GOT COVERED IN S**T
  8. I have accumulated a few ploys for different callers now and simply apply one or the other ploy
  9. to reverse a charge you have to accept it first lol wasnt my time or money they were wasting lololol
  10. I had a call from India once he was a real nice person he told me how I could get a great deal on a moblie phone I said oooooooooooooooo goody tell me more tell me more (like does she have a friend) lol anyway getting back to mumbi he told me how many minuits I could get and how many txys I could yse ,I was in awe he asked my name I said camilla parker bowles and whats your husbands name plz miss he said will anticipated vigour in his voice I said its charles winsor ,I then said can you just hold the line Anne is at the door ,I went in the kitchen leashed the dog and took him for walies .After about an hour I came home picked up the phone (he was still on the line)lol.I thought how patient he was ,I said sorry the corgies had to go for a tom tit now where were we lol he then started to repeat his script for the second time I let him go on for a while to the point he asked for bank details I then said sorryabout this can you hold the line my mother in law has just dropped by and she would be rather naffed of if I didnt say hello he said no problem maam (at which I giggled and then put judge Judy on and watched 3 episodes of her and yes youve guessed it I picked up the phone and said ops sorry hold the line need to use the toilet I picked up my bag got in the car and went to meadowhall I so was in need of a spot of retail therpy by the time id got home .He had hung up the phone without even a goodbye I was so upset .I mean all that thime and wasted money on his call and he didn`t even have the decency to say goodbye lolololololol.I never heard from him again I do hope he still works for CALLING MUMBI lololo
  11. well actually its very handy for burning small rubbish too wasnt just bought for spuds lol,I was answering your question about using it for food yes it can be used but I wouldnt reccomend it with the cheap ones.
  12. they are garden heater and with mine you can cooks potatoes on depends on the price range your wanting to go into mine cost £150
  13. I missed the first episode but have it on seris link now ,its a very emotive subject but from a clip I saw a few days ago ,it does give an insite to the life and death dessions they make each and every day ,whether thats a good or bad thing I wouldn`t like to comment on .
  14. jtf sells cheap ones go to b&q I didn`t see any in yesday when I was in
  15. Ebay sucks full stop they tell you to sell more then tell you you cant
  16. As I recall we would al dress the float up that carried the may queen and the next day we would all assemble at our churches or chaples and the prossesion would start all the the churches/chaples would merge and all parade (as in my case ) up upwell street onto page hall and then onto firth park road where all the surrounding congregations would meet sing song and all parade back to our respective churches/chaples,we all loocked forward to this each year.
  17. We actualy walked to the park with pride in our step not a chainsaw and a look alike freddy krugger
  18. ehhhhhhh are you on planet zog geeeeeeez whitsuntide was the start of spring a new begining what are you thinking it is chucky reborn good god lolol
  19. We have our very own 67 year old dealer in the mill and a perv too boot lol
  20. Most things have got lost in time needless to say the whit sunday and the parade to the parks ,all now destined to a bygone age
  21. yeah I do it will be ok by tomorrow the police are now treating it as a ccrime scene
  22. now now are you saying mps are usless NWEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOLOL OF TO THE TOWER WITH YOU
  23. lolololol well my other half aint bothered hes home in 3 hours lololol
  24. other half has just called they are classing it as a magor incident those inside are locked in and those locked out are stuck out sso all the vans are parked up so no collections at all.
  25. well all the packages were addressed to mps in the city
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