Merlina

There was something about it on ITV Calendar News recently. It's a temporary measure only.

On top of the World......The Carpenters

The Fonz!

Oh! What a beautiful morning!

Your Missis sounds like a gal, I would gladly choose as a pal, With you on your toes, The grindstone to nose! We could go shopping out at the Mall

Reach for the Stars

Sorry! *hangs head in shame* It's a long way to Tipperary.........

But I thank you for your kind wishes, I don't suppose, you also wash dishes? I've a load in the sink, They're starting to stink But the meal, it was so delicious!

I'll pass on the wine, I'm not boozy You cannot afford to be woozy When perched on a broomstick, It makes you quite sick And my dinner, I rather not loosey!

Ring of Steel? (Wild Guess)

Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting! Sorry! Couldn't resist! Seriously I am Sailing.......Rod Stewart

Denlin, you are right, it is true, No thermals can make you feel blue, With the wind in the willows, As your gown blows and billows, And frostbite's a nasty thing too!

I'm leaving on a Jet Plane .......John Denver

Mmm! Yes, it's a little bit cosy! Kept my eyes shut, rather than 'Nosey'. With my head in a vice, It wasn't too nice! But at least I emerged nice and rosy!

All by Myself....... (sorry can't remember artist!)

Rossy, are you totally mad? You cannot be scantily clad, When a broomstick you're riding, There's no problem deciding, 'Witch' thermals and gown we would add.

The scanner broke, what a lark! So I was sent to Western Park I've been zipped and been zapped, In my gown I've been papped, And now I glow in the dark!

Jaguar Rag Rug Jug Halloween

Get the Party Started....Pink

Oliver!............

Alison, You don't have a sister called Jane did you? I used to go to Ashleigh with a Jane who lived on Seagrave.

Sunshine on my shoulders.............

Gloves...........

Good evening (or Morning! ) 'our' Jane, Who of course, has never been plain, I'm so glad to see, You're here with me, Shall we go out riding (broomsticks) again?

There was a Miss Woffindin (not sure of spelling) who taught at Bankwood School (Gleadless Valley) in the 1960's-70's. Don't know what became of her though!